Pets

Happy Ride Backseat Dog Zipline

$15.95 Amazon »

The Happy Ride Backseat Dog Zipline endeavors to restrain your puppers during car rides without completely constraining them...

Nerf Catnip Disc Blaster Cat Toy

$14.99 Petco »

Hey, I'm all for antagonizing cats, especially my own feline arch nemesis, Zanzibar, but calling the Nerf Catnip Disc Blaster a cat "toy"? Dudes, check out those catnip discs. Two inches in diameter, and made of what...

Scooby-Doo Mystery Machine Pet Carrier

$59.95 Amazon »

Grab a Scooby-Doo Mystery Machine Pet Carrier and load up the Scooby Snacks along with your dog or cat (or other furry or slithery friend) when it's time to solve the mystery of how to transport the little precious to...

Walking Palm Dog Sling

$39.99 - $59.99 Walking Palm »

Walking Palm Dog Slings are dog carriers that are part purse, part baby sling, and part proof society has truly gone cuckoo for cocoa puff...balls. Snow white, black, beige, merle, and brindle puffballs too. Grown-ass...

FOXBOX Pet Safety Car Seat

$510 - $738 Amazon »

Pets are the new kids*, so of course there is FOXBOX Pet Safety Car Seat that uses human infant safety system protocols to boost and protect your dog or cat during car rides. Another of course: the FOXBOX Pet Safety Car...

3D Printed T-Rex Chicken Arms

As its grand finale, 2020 presents: T-Rex-chicken hybrids! Just try to get at one of these mother clucker's eggs - she'll...uh...squawk and swat and peck and run amok. Maybe throw some chicken shit at you. But that's...

Face Mask for Dogs

$12.99 - $15.99 Amazon »

KN95? How about a K995? It's not just the 'rona pet owners might consider a face mask for dogs to protect their pooches from. It's the smoke from forest fires. The construction debris from a kitchen remodel. The pollen...

Clawgs - Dog Shoes That Allow Dogs to Use Their Claws

$30 - $40 Dog Sap »

Clawgs, dog shoes - or rather dog sandals - don't surprise me in the least. For years now dog owners have thrived on making their pets look ridiculous under the guise of comfort and protection. Who remembers the Shed...

USPS Mail Carrier Dog Costume

$13.17 - $16.68 Amazon »

Dogs as USPS mail carriers, it's genius! Think of all the things you've seen dogs fetch in your life. For me it's balls, squeaky toys, newspapers, slippers, and chocolate mousse cakes left unattended on the kitchen countertop...

Kurgo No-Spill Travel Dog Water Bowl

$13.95 Amazon »

A travel dog water bowl that doesn't spill. Now that's an interesting concept. Interesting and ridogulous. I don't even have a dog, but if I did I know the first thing he'd do in my car with a Kurgo "no-mess" travel bowl...

Electric Dancing Fish Cat Toy

$8.88 Amazon »

Maybe your cat has always been stuck inside, but now you are too, and this electric dancing fish cat toy is here to bring you both a diversion, some interactive playtime, and perhaps even a little joy...

Pet Grooming Tool Attachment for Vacuum Cleaners

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A pet grooming attachment for the vacuum. Ha! Hahaha! Amidst all the political vitriol, the coronavirus cases and quarantines, the canceled conferences and concerts, the dwindling number of Picard episodes left, I needed...

Hedgehog Carry House

$41 READYFOR »

This is my service hedgie, and this is his Harinezumi Hedgehog Carry House!While stylish everyday dog and cat carriers - purses, really - are now commonplace, Harinezumi Hedgehog Carry House creator Watanabe noticed at...

Pug Life Poop Bags

$12.99 Amazon »

Scooping up your dog's hot, moist poop with your hand is a dirty job, but use these Pug Life Poop Bags and you'll do it with a smile on your face. A slight upturn of the corners of your mouth? Just a little lift of the...

Cuss Collar - A Collar that Curses When Your Dog Barks

Though the Cuss Collar sounds like a punishment for your foul-mouthed kids - or your husband - its application and function are a lot more literal. The Cuss Collar is a dog collar that swears whenever your dog barks...

Hoonico Moomoo Bag Pet Carrier

Hoonico Moomoo Bag designer Sunghoon Park says the pet carrier will help make your cats and dogs feel more comfortable, less claustrophobic when you need (or just really, really want!) to tote them around town. But the...

Walkee Paws Waterproof Dog Leggings

$32.99 - $39.99 Amazon »

If I were a dog, and someone put a pair of Walkee Paws dog leggings on me, I would walkee my paws right back into my crate and shut the door. I'd rather forego my walk, my chance to pee on 78 different wonders of nature...

Beetl Robotic Poop-Scooper

Beetlpoop, Beetlpoop, Beetlpoop!* When you say the words to the Beetl Robotic Poop-Scooper though, it doesn't make an insolent and conniving dead guy appear, it makes the turds your (perhaps insolent and conniving) dog...

Repurposed Fire Hose Dog Toys

$18.50 Etsy »

On this 18th anniversary of 9/11, we remember the brave and indefatigable men and women who fought to save lives during and after the attacks. The passengers of United flights 93 and 175, and American flights 11 and 77...

Ferret Hoodie

$8.09 Amazon »

A Ferret Hoodie! Problem solved! Now everyone will know your pet ferret is just as casual, chill, and stoned as you are. However, it is definitely not a piece of ferret fashion suitable for Mr. Kimble's little polecat...

Pet Gazebo Dog Kennel

$117.49 - $459.99 Amazon »

Dog life in the kennel gets an upgrade with the Pet Gazebo. Well, an upgrade for the humans who have to look at a cage in their backyard or living room, anyway. Advantek's foldable pet dens provide a more "modern" solution...

DogSpot - High Tech Public Dog Houses

I Spot-ted one of these DogSpot public dog houses in person yesterday and, having not heard of them before, spent about 5 minutes walking around it reading all of the doggie daycare box's colorful commentary and instructions...

The Chicken Swing

Sold Out Amazon »

What's a poor chickie to do when its owner is too busy to put on its Chicken Harness and say, "Cluckers! Cluuuuckerssss...you...wanna...go...forawalk?!" Hop on the Chicken Swing and go for a joy ride in its coop instead...

ShadyPaws Portable Pet Shade

$79.95 Amazon »

Take a break from social media and throw some shade your dog's way. Some good shade. Some UPF 50++ ShadyPaws shade. The ShadyPaws Portable Pet Shade combines elements of a folding chair with those of a sun umbrella to...