Pets

Carhartt Firm Duck Insulated Dog Chore Coat

$31.49 Amazon »

The Carhartt Firm Duck Insulated Dog Chore Coat is for working dogs. Oh, and hipster dogs. Obviously...

AutoDogMug - Portable, Leak-Free Dog Water Bowl

$19.95 Amazon »

Of all the portable pup water bowls I've seen, the AutoDogMug might be the most user-friendly for both dog and owner. Highwave's leak-free hound hydration system is essentially a squeeze bottle with a small bowl on top...

ForCatCare Purring Electric Toothbrush for Cats

$64 ForCatCare »

"This product makes your cat love teeth brushing time!" Oh, ForCatCare, ForCat'sSake! Thank you for this purring electric toothbrush for cats. I had a rough go of it after eating too much food and drinking too much drink...

ROVERLUND Airline Compliant Pet Carrier & Car Seat

$149 - $159 Amazon »

ROVERLUND says their award-winning pet carriers, airline compliant for in-cabin travel, and multi-tasking as car seats and mobile dog / cat beds, come in sizes Small and Large. But really they come in sizes Small and...

Slice of Bread Cat Cone

$14.98 Amazon »

And they say this Slice of Bread Cat Cone is kinder to the cat's neck, body, and activities too! That's in addition to being kinder to the cat owner's eyes, obviously. The squishy not-cone is like an adorable wearable...

KiTiDOT Red Dot Laser Pointer Cat Collar

$25.99 Amazon »

There are fun cat toys. There are frustrating cat toys. There are evil cat toys. And then there's the KiTiDOT red dot laser pointer cat collar. A collar with a built-in projector of a perpetually un-pounceable red dot...

Petvation Automatic Pet Door with Facial Recognition

$169 Petvation »

That's it, Petvation, it was one thing when the government was coming for me with their facial recognition technology, but my cat is where I draw the line! Leave Zanzibar out of this! ... Though, I mean, an automatic...

Bird Flippin' the Bird - Middle Finger Chicken Arms

$7.43 Etsy »

As raising chickens grows in popularity throughout urban / suburban communities, so too does buying your chickens their own gear and accessories. A dapper chicken harness. 3D printed chicken arms. And now, 3D printed...

Bottle Opener Dog Tags

$14.87 - $17.85 Etsy »

If your dog gets lost wearing a bottle opener dog tag, maybe it's the dog tag's fault. Ol' Gonzo just went out lookin' for a beer and ended up, as my favorite of Firefly Lane Stamping's bottle opener dog tags says, lost...

Washing Machine Aquarium

I always thought the fishiest thing about washing machines was how they regularly eat my socks. But, hey, here's a Washing Machine Aquarium. A clothes washer full of fish. And once again, the Dude is proven wrong...

Happy Ride Backseat Dog Zipline

$17.95 Amazon »

The Happy Ride Backseat Dog Zipline endeavors to restrain your puppers during car rides without completely constraining them...

Nerf Catnip Disc Blaster Cat Toy

$14.99 Petco »

Hey, I'm all for antagonizing cats, especially my own feline arch nemesis, Zanzibar, but calling the Nerf Catnip Disc Blaster a cat "toy"? Dudes, check out those catnip discs. Two inches in diameter, and made of what...

Scooby-Doo Mystery Machine Pet Carrier

$82.95 Amazon »

Grab a Scooby-Doo Mystery Machine Pet Carrier and load up the Scooby Snacks along with your dog or cat (or other furry or slithery friend) when it's time to solve the mystery of how to transport the little precious to...

Walking Palm Dog Sling

$39.99 - $59.99 Walking Palm »

Walking Palm Dog Slings are dog carriers that are part purse, part baby sling, and part proof society has truly gone cuckoo for cocoa puff...balls. Snow white, black, beige, merle, and brindle puffballs too. Grown-ass...

FOXBOX Pet Safety Car Seat

$800 Amazon »

Pets are the new kids*, so of course there is FOXBOX Pet Safety Car Seat that uses human infant safety system protocols to boost and protect your dog or cat during car rides. Another of course: the FOXBOX Pet Safety Car...

3D Printed T-Rex Chicken Arms

As its grand finale, 2020 presents: T-Rex-chicken hybrids! Just try to get at one of these mother clucker's eggs - she'll...uh...squawk and swat and peck and run amok. Maybe throw some chicken shit at you. But that's...

Face Mask for Dogs

$9.98 - $10.99 Amazon »

KN95? How about a K995? It's not just the 'rona pet owners might consider a face mask for dogs to protect their pooches from. It's the smoke from forest fires. The construction debris from a kitchen remodel. The pollen...

Clawgs - Dog Shoes That Allow Dogs to Use Their Claws

$59.99 Dog Sap »

Clawgs, dog shoes - or rather dog sandals - don't surprise me in the least. For years now dog owners have thrived on making their pets look ridiculous under the guise of comfort and protection. Who remembers the Shed...

USPS Mail Carrier Dog Costume

$13.17 - $16.68 Amazon »

Dogs as USPS mail carriers, it's genius! Think of all the things you've seen dogs fetch in your life. For me it's balls, squeaky toys, newspapers, slippers, and chocolate mousse cakes left unattended on the kitchen countertop...

Kurgo No-Spill Travel Dog Water Bowl

$13.95 Amazon »

A travel dog water bowl that doesn't spill. Now that's an interesting concept. Interesting and ridogulous. I don't even have a dog, but if I did I know the first thing he'd do in my car with a Kurgo "no-mess" travel bowl...

Electric Dancing Fish Cat Toy

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Maybe your cat has always been stuck inside, but now you are too, and this electric dancing fish cat toy is here to bring you both a diversion, some interactive playtime, and perhaps even a little joy...

Pet Grooming Tool Attachment for Vacuum Cleaners

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A pet grooming attachment for the vacuum. Ha! Hahaha! Amidst all the political vitriol, the coronavirus cases and quarantines, the canceled conferences and concerts, the dwindling number of Picard episodes left, I needed...

Hedgehog Carry House

$41 READYFOR »

This is my service hedgie, and this is his Harinezumi Hedgehog Carry House!While stylish everyday dog and cat carriers - purses, really - are now commonplace, Harinezumi Hedgehog Carry House creator Watanabe noticed at...

Pug Life Poop Bags

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Scooping up your dog's hot, moist poop with your hand is a dirty job, but use these Pug Life Poop Bags and you'll do it with a smile on your face. A slight upturn of the corners of your mouth? Just a little lift of the...