Wind-Up Racing Grannies

Two feet, four wheels, and looks of constipated determination--these grannies can definitely go. But you'll have to try them for yourself to figure out if they can go in a straight line, avoid taking out pedestrians, and finish the race without breaking a hip. A must-have desk toy, over-the-hill birthday gift, or jury duty diversion. Especially if you actually get picked for trial and start to go out of your gourd during all of those mind-numbing testimonies.