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Snore Stopper ZZZZZZ Boxing Glove Stick

By: on June 09, 2016
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The Snore Stopper ZZZZZZ Boxing Glove Stick is for all the kind wives who get their husbands a gift for Father's Day. It goes over especially well not as a gift for him to open, but as a surprise gift for him to discover while it's in action.

Donkey has made the hilarious Snore Stopper for you jokesters with a bedmate, or a roommate, who saws logs right through your noise-cancelling headphones. Night. After night. After night. Next to hot dogs and chicken satay and chocolate dipped waffles and giant dill pickles and miniature cherry pies and those pink sherbet feet with the yellow gumball big toe, a boxing glove might be the best thing anyone ever put on a stick.

The polyester-stuffed puncher is hard enough to whack the ZZZZZZs out of the snorer, soft enough to leave him unharmed, and long enough to keep you as administrator out of flying arm (and spit and snot) range.

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Solar-Powered Air Conditioned Bed

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Beef Jerky Flower Bouquets

Men, say it with diamonds. With chocolate truffles. With roses. Ladies, say it with beef. Jerky. In the shape of flowers for good measure. Because even though nothing will tell your man's belly how you feel more than...

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Zerobody Anti-Gravity Bed

The Zerobody is a sensory deprivation float tank that removes the one major P in the A side effect of floating: getting wet. (True, drowning is kind of a pain too, but most of these tanks have only about a foot of water...

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$599 - $2,990 from The Touch »

Want to feel close to a loved one far away? Or in the next room when it's too much work to get up off the couch? As part of their mission to "make the most personal connecting tools," TheTouch is finishing up development...

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