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Snore Stopper ZZZZZZ Boxing Glove Stick

By: on June 09, 2016
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The Snore Stopper ZZZZZZ Boxing Glove Stick is for all the kind wives who get their husbands a gift for Father's Day. It goes over especially well not as a gift for him to open, but as a surprise gift for him to discover while it's in action.

Donkey has made the hilarious Snore Stopper for you jokesters with a bedmate, or a roommate, who saws logs right through your noise-cancelling headphones. Night. After night. After night. Next to hot dogs and chicken satay and chocolate dipped waffles and giant dill pickles and miniature cherry pies and those pink sherbet feet with the yellow gumball big toe, a boxing glove might be the best thing anyone ever put on a stick.

The polyester-stuffed puncher is hard enough to whack the ZZZZZZs out of the snorer, soft enough to leave him unharmed, and long enough to keep you as administrator out of flying arm (and spit and snot) range.

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