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Madballs Foam Balls

By: on October 12, 2017
$10.90 - $13.90
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Weeee! Madballs are back. Just in time for Halloween and the 867th time this year I've wished so hard I could go back to the simpler days of my childhood in the 80s.

Like Garbage Pail Kids, Madballs always teetered on the edge of things I brought home that my mama would take away from me and throw out. Slobulus and Skull Face didn't win any points with her, but the real contender for the trash can was always Screamin Meamie. She said it reminded her too much of my Aunt Jan.

The Madballs comeback includes 6 of the original 4" foam balls. In addition to Slobulus, Skull Face, and Screamin Meamie, you can also get your squish on on Dust Brain, Horn Head, and Oculus Orbus.

If they're sold out from Amazon, you can try chasing down Madballs here, directly from maker Kidrobot.

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NERF Nuke

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Other People's Face Masks

$9.99 - $11.94 from Amazon »

Get all 4 of Faux Real's Face (of Someone Else) Masks to swap out throughout the night at this year's Halloween party and kill it as Arya Stark or Jaqen H'gar, or maybe just a generic Faceless Man....

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Swearball - Record & Fling Your Insults

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Swearball invites you to "Give a flying F*%K." In fact, fling one. Hard. Inside this soft, squishy, grapefruit-sized ball lies a recordable sound module. Squeeze the ball to activate it, unleash up to 20 seconds of insults...

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Life-Size Exorcist Regan Doll

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The only thing worse than a Monday is clicking on a link that brings you to a life-size replica doll of possessed Regan from The Exorcist. It just happened to me, and since misery loves company, here you go, dudes. I'm...

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THEC64 Mini

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These Deadpool Christmas tree ornaments will look right at home dangling alongside the Bob Ross Funko Pop figure classing up my mantle. 'Tis the season for happy little trees and Deadpool 2 trailers....