Artistic Slimez Scented Slime
Slime in patio fungus, rotting produce, and nose forms: OMG gross. Slime in whimsical colors, made from hygienic ingredients boxed up for kiddos to play with: fun; funky; and tactilely stimulating. Artistic Slimez crafted to look and scented to smell like cookies & cream, s'mores, Froot Loops, and Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte: I'd like to start one slime collection, please!
And, uh, just out of curiosity, if one were to get drunk or high one night and, uh, accidentally lick the jar of Cosmic Brownie or Mint Chocolate Love Ice Cream Slime, would one, uh, get sick, or possibly die?
Sara, the master slimer behind Artistic Slimez, sells her vats of delicious-looking and -smelling slimes in over 2 dozen different "flavors," as well as sizes as small as 1 ounce, and up to 8 ounces. All the fidgeters and handsy folks out there can poke, stretch, pull, and squish their Artistic Slimez as they enjoy the contrast between its sweet scents and stinky sounds.