100 Tricks to Walk Naked Without Anyone Seeing You
I only need 1 trick to walk naked without anyone seeing me, and I've had it for a long time: I just close my eyes. If I can't see them, they can't see me.
But I imagine the tips in 100 Tricks to Walk Naked Without Anyone Seeing You might include:
- Turn all the lights off.
- Map a route through heavily wooded and/or landscaped areas.
- Create a distraction, such as a Tactical Thunder Sound Grenade, or boobies, in one direction, and then run in the other.
- Borrow Harry Potter's Cloak of Invisibility.
Or not. Because what you'll really find between the covers of 100 Tricks to Walk Naked Without Anyone Seeing You is 200 blank white pages! It's just a notebook. A journal. A book (ironically) in the buff!
100 Tricks to Walk Naked Without Anyone Seeing You is part of a line of novelty gift books to display on your coffee table or desktop that will make people curious. Make them wait until they think no one's looking, and then gingerly pick it book for a quick look on how to rock their birthday suit undetected. Still fun for a laugh, but, sadly, not going to provide legit advice for a life in the nude.