Skull Eyes Sunshade
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- Angry Eyes Sunshade - $16.88
- Goofy Eyes Sunshade - $11.94
- Leopard Eyes Sunshade - $14.00
- Cat Eyes Sunshade - $16.80
There hasn't been much sun to shade my car seats from these last few weeks of fall, but that's no reason to abstain from creeping people out with a pair of glowy red skull eyes across my windshield. Skeletor's coming for you, kids! Better find Stridor and get as far away from this 2006 Toyota Camry as you can!
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...What do you mean you don't know who Skeletor is?!
They say the Skull Eyes Sunshade adds "toughness and grit" to your car or truck. I really doubt that. And would not recommend using it 11 months out of the year. But during this magical season of ghouls and freaks, the undead and the sexy everythings, it might add just the right amount of Halloween cheer to your office garage, tailgates, and trips to Home Depot.
The sunshade is foam-insulated and measures 24" x 58". And if you actually need it to keep your vehicle interior cool and free of UV rays, it will do that too, repelling rays with its evil stare, and reducing temperatures by 30 to 50 degrees. The Skull Eyes also reverse to a standard reflective silver.
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