Screaming Pillow Case
Whoa. Enter Sandman. I wonder how many days I would be banished to the couch if I left this screaming man traveling through time, space, and pillow case for my girlfriend to find when she goes to bed tonight. I think it might be scarier a Rorschach mask and Chewbacca skinsuit combined.
The screaming pillow case (squishy pillow guts not included) measures 18" x 18" and is made of a soft cotton polyester blend. So the sociopath inside it can make you feel relaxed and comfy before he gnaws through your skull or sucks your brains out through your ear (method of death dependent on whether you're a back sleeper or a side sleeper).