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8GB Digital Voice Recorder Pen

By: on May 05, 2017
$50
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You don't need help figuring out all the shady and covert things you could use an 8GB Digital Voice Recorder Pen for. So instead I'll provide a non-shyster list of its potential applications.

  • Record boring ass meetings in case you need to remember something from them without letting everyone know you're recording the boring ass meeting so you can zone out / find the best Friday happy hour during it.
  • Record interactions with The Law for later proof of what was said. And by "The Law," I of course mean your mother-in-law and father-in-law.
  • Although the pen really writes, better to use it to record your thoughts because who knows how to make letters by hand anymore?
  • Record your wife's / butcher's / doctor's / instructions about chores / marinating / medicine. Because listening in real time is boring and hard.

The Digital Voice Recorder Pen plugs into computers via USB for immediate download of its WAV files to a desktop folder. You can play them back on Windows Media Player or the like, with no additional software required.

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