Watermelon Slicer

By: on April 26, 2016
Watermelon Slicer
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My girlfriend brought home a bottle of watermelon juice (this stuff) the other day and first I was like, "Why would you want to eliminate the best part of consuming watermelon, which is munching on its spongy-crunchy flesh as the juice drips down your chin?" and then I was like, "Mmmm, I want some watermelon."

And even though it's only April, I was able to find one of those personal-sized watermelons at the grocery store, which was score number one, and then I remembered my mama gave me a watermelon slicer in my Christmas stocking, and so I whipped that think out when I got home, which was score number two. So I guess I'm glad She-Ra: Princess of Power is into weird health potions after all.

The Comenzar Watermelon Slicer cuts and digs your choice of perfect half-moons or smaller cubes out of a watermelon without the mess and hassle of butchering its entire rind. You also don't have to touch the pulp with bare hands at any time during slicing, lifting, and transferring to a plate. Or, more probably, directly to your mouth.