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Up Yours Mug

By: on November 19, 2015
$12.01
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Say what you mean, and mean what you say. Orrrr...go the passive aggressive route and leave this Up Yours mug on your co-worker's desk when he and the rest of your team are in a meeting and you're sure no one else will see that it's you who put it there. Makes a swell White Elephant gift too!

Again, as long as your name isn't attached to it.

The Up Yours mug is pretty self-explanatory. White ceramic on the outside, white ceramic on the inside, and...surprise when the coffee's gone!...white ceramic 3D fist flipping the bird rising up out of the mug's interior base.

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Is further product description really needed? First there was Georgia O'Keefe, now there is author and illustrator Morgan Hastings. Black-and-white outlines of anatomical wonders beg for your acrylic and Crayola technicolor...

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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that...he's gone....

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Like FIN, Ring is a wearable input device controlled by gestures and finger movement. Unlike FIN, Ring picked a name inextricably bound to JRR Tolkien and an iconic, highly complimentary line about ruling them all, so...

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Cicret Human Touchscreen Bracelet

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My new tablet? My bulging, Tom-Cruise-in-The-Last-Samurai forearm. Hey, if they can make a laser-powered virtual keyboard that tracks fingers for real-time typing (and sound effects!) why can't they make a bracelet that...