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Swirlio Frozen Fruit Dessert Maker

By: on May 06, 2014
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Big Boss Swirlio. Damn. A frozen fruit dessert machine came up with that name before I did. He's not even intimidating or dressed in a floor-length ferret fur coat. I bet the ladies love Big Boss Swirlio though. They'll eat whatever he pumps out all day long. Mmmm, it's so sweet and healthy! Tastes just like pineapple! Big Boss Swirlio. It could have been me. I'll say it again: damn.

A simplified and more nutritionally balanced sorbet machine, the Swirlio purees frozen fruits into smooth, spiraling treats. Peel, cut, and freeze produce favorites or leftovers that would otherwise spoil, and then insert them into the device's chute for instant milling into a form even grandpa can eat when he loses his dentures. Big Boss requires no other ingredients than fruit to work its blade-free Swirlio magic, though calorie-cravers can add chocolate chunks in with their pureeing fruit, plus obviously top bananaberry lime creations with delicacies such as hot fudge, bacon jam, and 8 pounds of Lucky Charms marshmallows.

The Big Boss Swirlio frozen fruit dessert maker has dishwasher-safe parts and includes 50 recipes.

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