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Sippy Wine Glass

By: on May 27, 2013
Sippy Wine Glass
$12.98 - $63.99
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On the one hand, a sippy wine glass is really dumb. But on the other, it is kind of useful, as wine is very easy to knock over or dribble on your brand new Wool & Prince button-up when someone tells one of the funniest jokes you've ever heard that becomes even funnier when half the people who hear it start bristling because they find it grossly offensive*.

This double-wall insulated acrylic wine tumbler helps maintain contents' desired temperatures, and includes a slide top for wine access/spillage prevention. It ensures broken glass stays off patios, pool decks, and boats, and inside Annie Lennox songs where it belongs. Vino sippy cups hold up to 10 ounces of red, white, or bubbles. I can't wait to see what happens when some silver spooned child confuses one for his juice at the next yuppie BBQ I am forced to attend.

*What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke?

Your mom can't take a joke.