71

Sippy Wine Glass

By: on May 27, 2013
$12.98 - $63.99
Check It Out

On the one hand, a sippy wine glass is really dumb. But on the other, it is kind of useful, as wine is very easy to knock over or dribble on your brand new Wool & Prince button-up when someone tells one of the funniest jokes you've ever heard that becomes even funnier when half the people who hear it start bristling because they find it grossly offensive*.

This double-wall insulated acrylic wine tumbler helps maintain contents' desired temperatures, and includes a slide top for wine access/spillage prevention. It ensures broken glass stays off patios, pool decks, and boats, and inside Annie Lennox songs where it belongs. Vino sippy cups hold up to 10 ounces of red, white, or bubbles. I can't wait to see what happens when some silver spooned child confuses one for his juice at the next yuppie BBQ I am forced to attend.

*What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke?

Your mom can't take a joke.

Check it out

Levitating CUP Zero Gravity Drinkware

$139 - $249 from Levitating CUP »

We've seen levitation around here before. A lot. In speakers. In lamps. In freakin' bonsai trees. But the Levitating CUP still makes me Ooooh and Ahhhh because, well, it contains alcohol. In a dazzling an

Check it out

Aura Glass - Spill Resistant Aerating Glassware

$59.95 from Aura Glass »

Since most of us spin and swish our glasses of wine and whiskey to aerate them anyway, Aura Glass has come up with a (mighty fine looking, I must say) way to do it without sloshing the wine and whiskey all over the table....

Buy Now

Lolo Lids Covert Beer Koozies

$9.48 - $11.49 from Amazon »

Drink your beer on the down Lolo with this lid of subterfuge. Disguised as a to-go coffee lid, the Lolo fits over a can of beer, which then slides into most any large paper coffee cup to form a covert koozie. Sneaky...

Check it out

The Don Vino Wine Table

$3,500 - $5k from Chicone »

I'm crowning the Don Vino Wine Table "The Godfather of Wine Storage." Not just because creator Chicone Cabinetmakers has given it the Italian Don honor, but also because it is a unique, classy, and dually functional piece...

Buy Now

Cabidor Door Storage Cabinet

Sold Out from Amazon »

Behind Door #1 we have...a full-length pantry of Combos and Cap'n Crunch! And Behind Door #1-1/2 we have...a dozen classic NES cartridges, a coupla Koosh balls, and VHS cassettes of the best porn from my childhood (circa...

Check it out

Ullo Sulfite Remover & Wine Aerator

$79.95 from Wine Enthusiast »

But Ullo, the best part about a night of free-flowing bottles of cheap red wine is the cranial eruption I feel building in my sinuses the next morning! Why would I want to filter out the sulfites responsible for it*?...

Buy Now

Don't Break the Bottle Wine Puzzle

$17.94 from Amazon »

Oh, Dad. You're such a sage. A simultaneous student and master of life. Willing pawn of the golf course, declared slave to the fishing pole. A magnate at the office, a maestro on the grill. Cigar aficionado, connoisseur...

Buy Now

Sciabola del Sommelier - Champagne Sabres

$124 from Amazon »

Great. I'm gonna have to start drinking white and pink bubble wine. Because hacking off bottle necks with a Champagne Sabre is the only way my girlfriend's ever going to agree to let me wield a sword around the house....

Check it out

Metamorphic Rock Naturally Insulating Cup

$55 from Kickstarter »

The Stone Cup is kind of the cellar of drinking vessels. Thanks to its composition of metamorphic rock born deep beneath the earth's surface, the cup has mad, and all-natural, insulating skills. Both for cold drinks...

Buy Now

SANS Juice & Smoothie Preserving Travel Bottle

$30 from Amazon »

Pump up the jam, or at least its squeezed and blended fruit components, with the SANS, a travel bottle for juices and smoothies whose built-in vacuum pump mechanism is designed to preserve your drinks in their freshest...

Buy Now

Insulated 12 oz Lowball Tank

Sold Out from Amazon »

I think the implication is that this is a Strong. Ass. Cup. A cup for men who twist off caps that aren't twist-off. For men who rip open Amazon Prime boxes with their bare hands. For men who inflate all 12 of the Annual...

Buy Now

Bam Vino Wine & Liquor Bottle Holders

$29.97 - $73.09 from Amazon »

Even if your Bam Vino is wearing the cap of your favorite MLB team, it's OK to pray for a swing and a miss when the bat's your $300 bottle of Richebourg Grand Cru. Or, if you're not into wine, this baseball player bust...