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Sip-N-Spoon Spoon Straw

By: on December 14, 2016
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No more Milk Manchu! Sip-N-Spoon, a plastic spoon with a built-in straw running through its handle, gives kids (and me, and maybe you) an alternative to the dribbles of a bowl-to-face encounter when drinking up that Froot-Loop-infused liquid goodness after the cereal is all gone. Or take a different approach to the nomming process, and spoon some, sip some, spoon some, sip some. With a Sip-N-Spoon the transition is effortless and, like, 95% less likely to force you to call in the dog for cleanup.

Sip-N-Spoons also make good utensil buddies for soup, milkshake, and smoothie consumption. They're sold in multi-colored sets of 6.

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Cereal Motel Adult Cereals

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Grubbin' on the Couch Bowls

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