Pumpkin Tap Kit
An easily-assembled pumpkin tap for your easily-chugged pumpkin beers. In order of tastiness, according to Boston.com, those would be:
- Wolaver's Pumpkin Ale
- Dogfish Head Punkin
- Hoppin Frog Barrel Aged Frog's Hollow Double Pumpkin Ale
- Smuttynose Pumpkin Ale
- Ithaca Beer Company Country Pumpkin
- Fisherman's Imperial Pumpkin Stout
And the worst: Southern Tier's Pumking for being "overpowering and unpleasant."
Make your own pumpkin tap by--muahahaha--slaying and gutting a pumpkin and carving out a pour hole for the screw-in, chrome-plated brass shank and faucet. Pumpkins can also hold and serve mixed drinks. And guess what else: when summer rolls back around, so too can watermelons. Wow! That makes 2 healthy pieces of produce that can double as makeshift alcohol dispensers and makeshift MJ bongs.