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Fizzics Beer System - Draft Taste from a Can

By: on January 21, 2016
$272.58
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The Fizzics Beer System promises fresh draft taste from any store-bought can or bottle. On boy, I can hardly wait to find out what it's going to do to my already precious BLLs. According to its makers, "The Fizzics System is built to stimulate all 5 of your senses to deliver a sublime beer experience and sensory fusion." Whoa, I hope the beer you like to drink lives up to those expectations as I'm sure mine will. Fizzics accomplishes its cinco sense celebration pretty simply: place any can, bottle, or growler (up to 64 ounces) in the unit, insert the long tube, and close the lid. Your beer pours through a tap handle just like it would at the bar and, if Fizzics has its physics right, emerges with a perfectly foamy head, aromatic bouquet, enhanced mouthfeel, and dreamy visuals.

Fizzics uses patent-pending fluid and gas technology to enhance beer, and requires no separate CO2 or Nitro canisters to achieve its perfect pours. The company says any style of beer, from lagers to Hefs to stouts, is a worthy subject for the Fizzics System, and the machine does not discriminate between expensive and cheap buys. Ahhh, I see one more joyous addition to my Super Bowl 50 party in my future.

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Dual Beer Glass

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The Knockout Beer/Water/Gravity Bong

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Biersafe Underground Beer Cooler

$67 - $117 from Biersafe »

The Biersafe Underground Beer Cooler is a smaller, simpler, and much cheaper version of a design I first saw in the eCool cooler. The Biersafe removes some of the nifty engineering of the eCool - like, instead of using...

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Snake Venom - World's (New) Strongest Beer

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Lolo Lids Covert Beer Koozies

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Drink your beer on the down Lolo with this lid of subterfuge. Disguised as a to-go coffee lid, the Lolo fits over a can of beer, which then slides into most any large paper coffee cup to form a covert koozie. Sneaky...

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BOOM! Father's Day gift for Dad, done. And your sister will never think to pair cannonballs and beer like Terracotta Republic did with this sweet ceramic growler, so even if you lost Mother's Day to her, you'll definitely...

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Shower Beer

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Shower Beer sounds like a bottle of ale-scented novelty soap. Which would be cool. But what Shower Beer really is is even better: a 6-ounce bottle of actual pale ale conceived and packaged to be downed in 3 perfect gulps...