Birthday Drink Floating Candle
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As a prelude to presenting your favorite birthday boy or girl with The Joker card and a prank candle that burns 25% apple pie and 75% dirty fart, bring out a nice pint of beer or glass of wine with this floating birthday candle bobbing and glowing on the surface. That way they'll never see the high jinks coming.
An ideal solution for people on gluten free and liquid diets who still want to make a birthday wish prior to their birthday spanking, the floating Birthday Drink candle can chill cool, calm, and collectedly atop beer, wine, and soft drinks. It can also float in hard alcohol, but there's a chance things won't stay so cool, calm, and collected if the flame gets too close to the 151.
The waxen take on a drink float measures about 2-1/2" tall x 1-3/4" wide.
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