23K Gold Chocolate Bacon
And you thought there was only one way to eat, and then shit, gold. The Baconery's slightly more affordable, 23-karat version of the edible precious metal might even trump Tobias Wong and J.A.R.K.'s pills, as it adds two additional little preciouses to the mix: chocolate and bacon.
Crafted from succulent, choice pigs, which begat Nueske's Cherrywood Bacon; sugar, cocoa, and cream, which begat Guittard's Semi-Sweet Dark Chocolate; and Mother Earth, who begat 23K edible gold flakes, this 6-strip package of candied ecstasy won't just deliver a novel dusting of the glistening riches, it will leave all of its devourers feeling as if they've struck a mine's worth of them.