Fitness

Baller Yoga Football Leather Yoga Mats

$495 - $1k from Baller Yoga »

A $1,000 yoga mat. Made of the same 100% pebble-grain leather as a football. Promoting itself as #BallerAF. Cheers, America, for bringing unchecked consumerism and raw aggression to an ancient discipline of simplicity...

Jiu Jitsu Grappling Dummy

$249.95 - $349.95 from Amazon »

One thing I'm no so interested in using a Jiu Jitsu Grappling Dummy for is Jiu Jitsu. Or grappling. Those sound hard, and I'm getting all the workouts I can handle these days from the Private Gym. But what I would like...

Sit & Decompress - The Ultimate Back Stretcher

$49.99 - $74.99 from Amazon »

Sex swing for your health! Naw, it's not a sex swing. I mean not officially. What you use it for is entirely up to you though. What Sit & Decompress developed their dangling doorway harness for is your spine. They call...

Finis Foil Monofin

$38.20 - $48.95 from Amazon »

Few of us will ever have the opportunity to swim for Olympic Gold, and even fewer the opportunity to turn into a dolphin*. But we can still get stronger underwater. Build better form. Improve our strokes. And dream. The...

BetterBack Posture Corrector

$59 from Amazon »

BetterBack has gotten a lot of support in its efforts to do the same for you. From Kickstarter to IndieGoGo crowdfunding, to Shark Tank and Lori Greiner investment funding, this posture corrector looks a little ridiculous...

MOBOT Foam Roller Water Bottle

$39 - $65 from Amazon »

Drink up & rub down. The MOBOT, or Mobility Bottle, is a clever, clever water bottle whose outer wrap of athletic-grade, firm-density EVA foam serves as both insulation for its contents, and a muscle roller for your body...

AXIUS Core Workout System

$195 - $250 from AXIUS Core »

Sometimes when trainers want you to engage your core they say things like, "Brace for a punch!" And sometimes that makes you want to tell them to brace for a punch too. In the face. Imagine AXIUS is your new core trainer...

Armore Exoskeleton Arm Exerciser

$59.50 - $99 from Armore Fitness »

Armore's selling exoskeletons. Exoskeletons with a side of...tickets to the gun show! Their arm exercisers, wearables you can slip on before any activity, or under your clothes before you start your day, provide programmable...

Captain America Barbell Plates

Your body's desire to lie on the couch with a 6-pack and some tater tachos versus your brain's desire to look like one of the Hemsworths. It's...Civil War!...

Professional Deck Workout Bench

$202.95 - $209.99 from Amazon »

Fly, press, curl, and plyo bench for me, Jane Fonda--or whatever high-strung YouTube workout bunny took over for her--step aerobics for my girlfriend. If I could own only one piece of fitness equipment...well, I would...

Smart Rope - LED-Embedded Jump Rope

$79.99 from Amazon »

Not since Kris Kross has something made me wanna jump!jump! so bad. The Smart Rope is a jump rope embedded with a strip of LEDs that doesn't just turn your cardio session into a disco, but actually displays your jump...

DB2 Next Generation Dumbbell

Discontinued

I think a "next generation" dumbbell should be one that makes me ripped just by looking at it. But that next generation seems to be a few more generations of next out. As we make our way towards, it, we have this stop...

ONE80 Halo Headlamp

$44 from ONE80 »

Strips of full-frontal and full-side-al LED lighting for your head. Whether you're a hiker, a cyclist, or a devout follower of the EDM festival scene, you may be interested in the ONE80 Halo Headlamp's ability to illuminate...

Naked 3D Fitness Scanner

$499 from Naked »

All you metric-driven, body-conscious visual learners out there, it's time to get Naked. And anyone else intrigued by the idea of using regular 3D body scans to track health and fitness, you might want to give this full-length...

MostFit Fitness Sledgehammer

$199.95 from Amazon »

The MostFit Core Hammer is a fitness sledgehammer. In case you hadn't heard, sledgehammer workouts are a thing now. Rrrawwwrrr! Typically they entail using a sledgehammer to beat the ever-loving rubber treads out of giant...

StrongBoard Balance Board

$269 from Amazon »

Here are some levitators in training. Really. No, not really. I think they're actually people who really like to train in training, and upping their training game with the StrongBoard Balance...

Bas Rutten Mass Suit

$239 from Amazon »

A full-body resistance band suit that enhances training and promotes more comprehensive muscle use and development? That's almost as ridiculous as a mouthpiece that reduces oxygen flow to improve lung endurance and athletic...

Hypersphere Vibration Therapy Ball

$148 from Amazon »

Hyperice has a mission to keep athletes healthy. And while their brand of athletic health doesn't come cheap, the company has applied some standout concepts to traditional sports therapy and recovery accessories that...

HEAT-WAVE Hot Stone Massage Tool

$87 from Amazon »

Valentine's Day Idea: get a hot stone to give your chosen one an even hotter massage. The SYNERGY STONE HEAT-WAVE (their choice to yell, not mine) is a curvy muscle roller that heats in 60 seconds in the microwave, and...

monkii bars Portable Body Weight Gym

$149 from Amazon »

In the vein of the TRX home gym, monkii bars strive to the most portable and versatile piece of fitness equipment you own. With the thought being that if you always have your equipment with you, and hundreds of different...

Portable Infrared Archsauna

Sold Out from Amazon »

Sure, the giant whiskey barrel sauna is ten times better than Tuningdome's Archsauna, but it also costs 10 times more. This portable half-dome uses infrared radiation provided by a ceramic heating system to gently warm...

OfficeGYM

Sold Out from Amazon »

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's...Clark Kent practicing his moves! Nah. It's just some average dude in his desk chair trying to bulk up with the OfficeGYM during a conference call with India. Look at it, hear what it's...

2-Person Canopy Barrel Sauna

$3,479 from Amazon »

Ahhh, a sauna that I don't have to share with half a dozen other sprawled out and sweaty dudes at the gym (dudes who, counterintuitively to the entire point of a sauna, insist on playing games and music on their phones...

Recon Jet Smart Eyewear for Sports & Fitness

$736.21 from Amazon »

All those fitness trackers with their fancy sensors and metrics? Their data storage, coaching, push notifications, and incoming text messages? Yeah, Recon's Jet has those. But they're not on your wrist. They're in your...