First it was the apes that got the swing and pood treatment. It was only natural, really. Now, fitness...dare I say maverick?...Onnit has designed another limited edition set of freakish kettlebells, this time giving a nod to the walking dead. Zombie Bells, like their Primal Bell predecessors, come in 4 levels of size, weight, and grotesqueness. From smallest to largest, lightest to heaviest, and fugly to now I'm going to be sick before and after my workout, they are:
- 18-pound/1/2-pood Brain Goblin Zombie Bell
- 36-pound/1-pood Staple Head Zombie Bell
- 54-pound/1-1/2-pood Ghostface Thrilla Zombie Bell
- 72-pound/2 -ood Mega Dead Zombie Bell
Brain-eating, ass-kicking Zombie Bells are available in very limited supply. Each Russian-preferred flavor of fitness torture is sold separately, or as a complete set for a little over $400.