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Zombie Bells

By: on November 01, 2013
$42.95 - $169.95
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First it was the apes that got the swing and pood treatment. It was only natural, really. Now, fitness...dare I say maverick?...Onnit has designed another limited edition set of freakish kettlebells, this time giving a nod to the walking dead. Zombie Bells, like their Primal Bell predecessors, come in 4 levels of size, weight, and grotesqueness. From smallest to largest, lightest to heaviest, and fugly to now I'm going to be sick before and after my workout, they are:

  • 18-pound/1/2-pood Brain Goblin Zombie Bell
  • 36-pound/1-pood Staple Head Zombie Bell
  • 54-pound/1-1/2-pood Ghostface Thrilla Zombie Bell
  • 72-pound/2 -ood Mega Dead Zombie Bell

Brain-eating, ass-kicking Zombie Bells are available in very limited supply. Each Russian-preferred flavor of fitness torture is sold separately, or as a complete set for a little over $400.

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