Equipment

Ampera Office Bike

$799 Amazon »

Meet the Ampera Office Bike: a sleek solution blending work and wellness into one dynamic experience. Designed for the modern workspace where the lines between home and office blur, the Ampera ensures you stay productive...

Steelhose 5-in-1 Flexible Free Weights

$72 - $126 Amazon »

The name "Steelhose" is literal. These 5-in-1 flexible free weights from FitFighter are lengths of real fire hose filled with steel shot. Use them regularly in your exercise routine - or join FitFighter's fitness app...

The OranguBag Portable Punching Bag

$197 Amazon »

Some people are tree huggers. Others are tree punchers. If you're one of the latter, might I recommend the OranguBag? It will help protect yourself, and the tree, the next time your condescending boss / cheating girlfriend...

Jump99 Plyometric Training Shoes

$158.99 - $169.99 Amazon »

Huh. I always got made fun of for running on the balls of my feet when I was a kid, but I guess if you're wearing some Jump99 plyometric training shoes, bouncing around doing power skips, high kicks, and jump rope, it's...

Shadow Boxer Pro Boxing Resistance Bands Set

$54.95 Amazon »

No boxing bag? No friend Cornelius to let you use him as a boxing bag? The Shadow Boxer Pro Boxing Resistance Bands Set is the solution for you! This complete kit from Gyro Fitness won't give you the same tactile feedback...

Wellness Walking Cushion

Who likes to walk in the sand? Who likes the idea, but not the look, of a treadmill? And most of all, who likes high-knee marching in place? Yeah, that last one is a real narrower of the field, huh? Well, for the 11 of...

Micro Gainz Dumbbell Fractional Weight Plates

$48.99 - $149.99 Amazon »

Just like a pound here and a pound there with food and booze leads to pants that don't fit, a pound here and a pound with Micro Gainz Micro Plates leads to shirts that don't fit. Because your bulging biceps are about...

Bellabooty Hip Thrust Belt

$47.99 Amazon »

With the Bellabooty Belt, you can "hip thrust anytime, anywhere!" And just like that, all your problems - maybe even all the world's problems - are solved!...

Tempo Move - Home Gym in a Side Table

$395 Tempo »

Tempo Move is a home gym, virtual personal trainer, fitness tracker, and piece of IKEA-lookin' contemporary furniture in one. Or maybe I should say Apple-lookin' contemporary furniture, because Tempo has designed this...

Weighted Wooden Hula Hoop

$49.49 - $53.99 Amazon »

No, dudes, I swear, it's a Weighted Wooden Hula Hoop. I'm not trying to trick you into buying anal beads for an elephant. ... Though if you're in the market for anal beads for an elephant, I think the Weighted Wooden...

Back Bubble Spinal Decompressor & Back Stretcher

$298 - $398 Amazon »

Hey, if it stretches my spine, restores traction, and relieves my lower back pain, I don't care what kind of poon the Back Bubble makes me look like while I'm using it. Adult male in a baby carrier. Fat dude stuck in...

AquaBLAST Underwater Punching Bag

$189 Amazon »

It seems to me the AquaBLAST Underwater Punching Bag is what boxing would be like in one of my nightmares where I can only move and do stuff in slow motion. In other words: Not. Cool...

Upaloop Fitness Stool

$99.99 Amazon »

Upaloop-a, doompa-de-doo / I've got a brand new workout for you. Upaloop-a, doompa-de-dee / A fitness stool that will shrink a belly...

Yoga Auxiliary Chair

$72.90 Amazon »

Yoga Auxiliary Chair? Yoga Auxiliary Chair? Psssh, yeah. Yoga Auxiliary Chair. This is a sex chair if I ever saw one. Even the lady "doing yoga" on it looks like she supports my position. (And looks like she could support...

Walkolution Manual Treadmill Desks

$5,566 - $10,668 Walkolution »

Walk. Work. Walk while working. Work while walking. Ugh. It's like a bunch of F-words in a row, but with Ws. And speaking of F-words, F Walkolution manual treadmill desks. It's bad enough I have to perform mental gymnastics...

OODA Ball Free Weight Punching Bag

$86 - $94 Kickstarter »

Oooo, da ball's flyin' back at my face. Better punch it again or it's gonna fall! The OODA Ball combines the weight of a medicine ball, with the tactile sensation of a boxing bag, with the bounceback-right-at-your-kisser...

The-O Exercise Bike

A 2021 Red Dot Design Award winner, The-O is a stationary exercise bike that doubles as "an appealing piece of furniture" when not in use. Its designers, Kim Dambi, Kim Kyung Jin, Park Sangjin, and Park Sung Soon, see...

Ryflx Reaction Time, Coordination & Agility Trainer

$118 - $213 Kickstarter »

WFH fatigue. Zoom fatigue. COVID-related brain fog. Fun stuff? Nope. But the Ryflx reaction time, coordination & agility trainer, an attempt at curing such maladies, might be...

PIVOT Bed - Convertible Bed & Home Gym

$3,114.10 - $4,475.16 PIVOT Fitness »

"Pivot" was one of 2020's most pervasive buzzwords. And while Colin and Patricia Montgomery began working on their convertible PIVOT Bed in 2019, and it's now obviously 2021, the transforming bed-to-home-gym still hits...

Bullbar Freestanding, Folding Pull-Up Bar

$329 Bullbar »

I suck at pull-ups. But at least with the Bullbar, I can save the strength I'd normally expend to assemble, set up, and fight with my wife about how I didn't really ruin the doorway installing a pull-up bar, and direct...

Kettlecross: The Kettlebell Hybrid

$56 - $319 Kickstarter »

Kettlecross, I appreciate your kettlebell hybrid design - the idea, the thought that's gone into it, the elimination of wrist and forearm stress during use. But I just can't pass up this opportunity to say: Yo, dudes!...

MonkeyFeet - Lift Dumbbells with Your Feet

Know what MonkeyFeet mean? No more sticking that dumbbell in your sweaty knee crease to do some donkey kicks and fire hydrants. The ability to do ham curls and weighted leg extensions without fancy gym machines. With...

HYPERBELL - Turn Your Dumbbells Into a Full Home Gym

$49 - $159 Jayflex Fitness »

HYPERBELL knows the home gym I've spent the last year-and-a-half building isn't going anywhere, regardless of when and whether I can go back to group fitness facilities. But, at least according to my wife, we need to...

Playpulse ONE Gaming Exercise Bike

$1,199 - $1,999 Playpulse »

If fitness instructors with boundless energy and endless inspirational sound bites, or filmed rides through the French countryside and Swiss Alps aren't enough to get you on a stationary bike, Playpulse is hoping immersive...