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Sawblade Frisbee

By: on October 04, 2012
Discontinued

Just another fun piece of foam crafted to look like a rusty sawblade covered in blood. Only this one has aerodynamic properties and can ride the wind like Maverick in an F-14 before Goose died and he lost his confidence. And I hear the Sawblade Frisbee flies even better when R. Kelly is played in the background as inspiration.

Instead of hard, sharp, and deadly, this Sawblade disk clocks in at soft, dulled, and safe for children. Well, technically safe for children. But I bet if one of those took it to school, it would lead to immediate confiscation and a somber powwow in the principal's office. The frisbee is 10" in diameter, and primed for All Hallows' Eve use

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Bandit Titanium Keychain Knife

$39.95 from Quiet Carry »

This Bandit is so small your loose threads and frustration-filled packaging will never see it coming. The keychain-sized knife from Quiet Carry is just 1.8" long, with a 1.2" folding blade....

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Turbine Engine Boot Blade

$49.99 from Vvego »

TSA isn't going to like this EDC blade attached to your boot, but that incredibly hot chick in purple yoga pants who just noticed a wad of gum congealed to her shoe as she removed it for the X-ray belt probably will....

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Wooden Cat Pile Stacking Game

$19.99 from Amazon »

This desktop-sized Wooden Cat Pile game is the only way I'd let another 6 cats in my house. The only! Do you hear that, She-Ra: Princess of Power? And agreeing even to that much is very generous of me. I can already see...

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ACME Crates

$150 - $495 from Acme »

I know ACME Crates look like ammo cans filled with manly items of EDC and EDB (Everyday Battle!) but what they really are is...no, wait. That's exactly what they are. ACME Crates are curated collections of tools you might...

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Kershaw AM-6 Utility Neck Knife

$17.44 from Amazon »

I love you a bushel and a peck and a knife around the neck. No, no, it's not sinister, it's a Kershaw Neck Knife. The AM-6, a utility blade designed by Al Mar Knives. A sweet gift for a man, not the morbid nursery rhyme...

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Boob Cube

$9.50 from Amazon »

The Boob Cube is for idiots. And for geniuses. And for idiots who want to convince people they're really geniuses. And for geniuses you want to make feel like idiots. So, yeah, pretty much an ideal gift for any person...

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M48 Cyclone Fixed Blade Knife

It's probably nowhere near the Jagdkommando knife in performance, but on the (very far) upshot, the M48 Cyclone fixed blade knife is also nowhere near the Jagdkommando in price....

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Zip Blade Zipper Knife

$10.39 from Amazon »

This 0.68" fine edge utility blade has enough pluck to strip wire, cut cardboard, and slice through clamshell packaging. I bet it could even slash open the zipper it's hanging from when it gets stuck, like, every third...

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Porn: The Game!

$19.99 from Porn the Game »

One time I read a book willingly and it was called The Average American Male. The entirety of its plot basically consisted of the narrator thinking about what it would be like to have dirty sex with every woman he saw...

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QB54 - Lawn Chair Football Game

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Get your tailgating season started as frikkin' early as NFL preseason with the QB54, an outdoor football game built around a pair of packable lawn chairs....

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HALO V 3X - 32" Switchblade

$9,500 from Blade HQ »

Better known as the Gargantuan Beast, Marfione Customs' HALO V 3X is a 32" out the front knife begging to battle Bigfoot and become the next addition to your Microtech collection. As indicated, the 3X is 3 times the size...

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Halo Sport Neurostimulation Headset

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Halo Sport suggests the latest performance-enhancing drugs aren't pills or shots. They're wearables. Technology. Halo Sport designers claim the neurostimulation headset helps athletes, musicians, surgeons, and others...