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Pizza Frisbee

By: on April 15, 2016
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Now I know how dogs who don't want to waste time playing fetch when they can just chew the F out of the frisbee feel. Discraft has outdone themselves here, making a 175-gram Ultimate disc that looks like a mouthwatering pepperoni & veggie...ooh, and sausage, jalapeno & pineapple too!...pizza pie. Vegetarian frisbee players take note: you now have a secret weapon for distracting and debilitating the competition.

Despite its novel appearance, the pizza frisbee is no novelty. Its weight, dimensions, and feel all comply with Discraft's official Ultimate disc standards.

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$19.99 from Amazon »

Unlike run-of-the-mill kitten explosions, Exploding Kittens: NSFW Edition contains content that is not suitable for your workplace or children. And even though no one seems to be saying it, I'm guessing a card game featuring...

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The SunDen Smart Rig & Cooler

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Your wingman for summer has arrived. Well...its crowdfunding campaign has anyway. Like the Coolest Cooler before it, the SunDen hit Kickstarter this week seeking to consolidate and elevate, optimize and smartify all facets...

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I wonder if the Contropiede Foosball Table's removal of color and opacity will make it easier or harder to keep my eye on the ball. (So I don't screw the game up for all the other kids who are trying to develop their...

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Elliot Tebele, overlord of the famed Instagram account Fuckjerry, has made a pretty natural transition with What Do You Meme? His images and commentary translate seamlessly from work day slacking reading material on the...

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