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Hitch 'Er Up Stripper Pole

Hitch 'Er Up Stripper Pole
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Life is a highway. I wanna grind it. All. Night. Long. Get outta my dreams, and onto my pole. Little red corvette, baby you're much too fast. I need a pickup truck...with a stripper pole hitched out back. I wonder how many miles the po would creep along watching the Platinum Stage Hitch Pole show before finally pulling over the driver and laying down the "Click It or Ticket" law. Or perhaps the 48" Protrusion with No Orange Flag law. Or how about the WTF?! Are You Thinking law, followed by an agreement to disregard it if driver agrees to tell po whereTF they can get one too.

With regard to the latter, both po and partially law-abiding citizens alike may purchase the universe's only stripper pole that attaches to the ball hitch of any truck or SUV from--who else?--worldwide dance pole leader, Platinum Stages. Oh yes, for the moderate price of $449, you too can own this scene from a rap video, this manifestation of the male wet dream, this 3' x 3' platform impaled by a 2" diameter stainless steel Cylinder of Greatness and Icon of Slightly Trashy Sexy Time. And for $100 more, you can have it in brass.

The Hitch Pole breaks down into two pieces for easy transport inside the car when going to visit your mom. Also, Platinum Stages apparently is not a fan of big lovin' because their hitched-up platform and pole do not support ladies weighing over 200 pounds. I'm just gonna leave that one alone.

Sadly, but not surprisingly, there is no accompanying video of this product in action.

Purchase Details: $449 from Platinum Stages »
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