Grand Portico Mansion Playhouse
Who's your Daddy...Warbucks? Better call him if you want the Grand Portico playmansion erected in your back yard, Suzy Q, because this definition of a spoiled child is gonna cost a whole helluva lot more than the Barbie Dream House you begged for last year.
A mansion playhouse. And I thought I'd seen the pinnacle of indulgence when they came out with guinea pig armor. Parents, if you're looking to buy some offspring love, all you need do is shell out $10 grand for the Grand Portico...and then maybe another few hundred for the Craig's List guys you'll have to hire to put it together...and voila: watch her eyes grow as big as your wallet when she sets them on her new toy's 22 working windows (with safety glass and screens!), 4 stately columns, loft with ladder access, front child-sized door and adult-sized French door, complete exterior siding and trim system, transom windows framing the front door, and 10 flower boxes primed for the gardener's to-do list!
Oh, Daddy, thank you! I hope the oompa loompa I asked for is waiting inside.