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Game of Thrones Clue

By: on May 17, 2016
$35.28
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Remember that one time ThinkGeek released a Game of Thrones edition Clue? It had 69,120 possible suspect / location / weapon combinations* spread over 48 suspects, 30 locations, and 48 weapons! That was awesome! But then when you clicked on the game's purchase link you found out it wasn't real. It was an April Fool's joke. That was not awesome.

It was soul-crushing.

Until now. While ThinkGeek is no longer involved in Westeros bloodshed, board game magnate USAopoly has stepped in to release this Game of Thrones-themed Clue. It's not as cool as the fake one--I mean, only 12 suspects and 6 weapons--but I guess it gives you a slightly greater chance of actually finishing a game once you start to play. The board is 2-sided, custom-designed for sleuthing out murderers through either The Red Keep or Meereen.

The 12 Game of Thrones Clue suspects include Cersei Lannister, Jamie Lannister, Tryion Lannister, Sansa Stark, Petyr Baelish, Margaery Tyrell, Daenerys Targaryen, Hizdahr Zo Loraq, Missandei, Daario Naharis, Jorah Mormont, and Grey Worm. One of them used a Poison Vial, Battle Axe, Arakh, Faceless Man, Crossbow, or Catspaw Assassin Dagger to commit the crime. The game also comes with 21 Intrigue Cards consisting of 13 Master of Whisperers and 8 White Walkers.

*Regular Clue has 324.

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