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Sex Positions You Never Thought Possible (NSFW)

Sex Positions You Never Thought Possible
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Remember that one time you let some chick drag you to hot yoga because she too was hot and you wanted to see her do bendy things in spandex pants, but then you ended up spending the whole class lying on your back trying not to pass out from dehydration and heat stroke, and thinking about how all those yoga poses would be awesome for sex if only two people could hold positions such as Wheel and Down Dog and Warrior 3 while consummating their love? Well say hidey-ho to a pile of pillows and the book Sex Positions You Never Thought Possible.

Sex Positions You Never Thought Possible is published by the creators of the Liberator Wedge, a line of pillowy ramps, blocks, ovals, and semicircles that establish and maintain various body positions and angles, with the goal of intensifying pleasure during coitus. But while the book uses the Wedge in its photographic* journey through Sex Positions, written descriptions also provide directions for achieving the same effects with pillows and cushions, so even if you're not a Liberator owner, you can still learn the "secrets of angles and inclinations for the deepest, most orgasmic sex ever." Aww, too bad these guys didn't get ahold of Michael Hutchence before he autoerotically asphyxiated himself. Then maybe INXS would be headlining my impending music festival instead of Depeche Mode, and I'd be singing "I Need You Tonight" instead of "Just Can't Get Enough" whilst achieving deeper penetration.

If you're into acrobatic configurations, need some additional height, or are just kind of lazy and don't like bending, squatting, or engaging your core during pelvic thrusts, I'm pretty sure Sex Positions You Never Thought Possible has some solid advice for OPP adjustments and stances that will blow your mind...plus a few other stances that will blow your few other things...nearly effortlessly.

*Holy naked ladies, Batman! Check out the excerpts on Amazon.

Purchase Details: $16.99 from Amazon »
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