101 Things to Do with a Huge Willy
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101 Things to Do with a Huge Willy knows you've seen - maybe even taken - dick pics. But have you seen - or taken - the kind of dick pics illustrated in its collection of "101 inspiring ideas for more useful things you can do with your knob"? Check out the image gallery above.
Big dick group selfie stick! Weee! Can't wait to give it a try. Hope no one minds looking like an ant in the photos.
Using your not-so-wee willy winky as a third arm is only one (albeit the #1) of the full-color illustrations Pop Press includes in their 101 Things to Do with a Huge Willy. Other well-endowed suggestions include herding sheep, mountain rescue, traffic control, and outdoor clothes line. The latter should be especially popular with the ladies who are going to need to dry out out their own pants once they get a glimpse of the glory inside yours.
101 Things to Do with a Huge Willy has an anticipated US release date of November 1, 2019, just in time for all of your white elephant gift parties.