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Luchadores Thumb Wrestling Thumb Covers

By: on December 05, 2017
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Choose your luchador champion and get your wrestlin' thumb ready because, Uno, dos, tres, quatro! Quien declara una guerra de pulgares? Yo!

Luchadores Thumb Wrestling Thumb Covers come in packs of 12, and included assorted styles and colors. The "masks" will turn most sizes of thumbs into opposable digits ready to throw down some Diving Headbutts and Cometa Especiales. The only thing missing is the ring.

And you can get one of those right here.

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Mucha Liga Tequila

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How do you declare a thumb war in Wookieespeak? Yeah, that's right, 1, 2, 3, Raaawwwrrr! Time to suit up, buckle down, and probably tie one on, Cornelius, because I challenge you to a lightsaber duel. From the knuckles...

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WWF Legends Minimalist Posters

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Presidential Wrestling Ornaments

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Condoleezza Rice recently appeared on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart to promote her memoir, No Higher Honor, and provide his liberal loyalists with fresh ammo for mocking her. Ms. Rice accomplished at least one of the...