Dude's Must See Products for July 2020
Your July 2020 review of Dude's must see products looks a lot like...your June 2020 review of Dude's must see products. A nifty waterfaring vessel. A cool piece of furniture. A superhero. A coupla What Is This Thing?s. And some testicles.
Enjoy Dude's must see products for July 2020.
Note: products are priced as they were at printing. Pricing, and availability, are subject to change.
Marvel Legends Interactive Deadpool's Head
Two things stand out to me in the description provided for the Marvel Legends Deadpool's Head release: 1) "with over 600 SFX and phrases"; and 2) "Adult."
In other words, Deadpool's interactive, app-enhanced severed superhero dome is packed with nearly as much personality as his entire body, and none of it is suitable for people under 18. This is gonna be good.
Like a testicle with teeth good.
Arkup Livable Yacht - Floating Motor Home
Ark up, Noah! It's time to seek out two of every kind of party animal you know, and lead them onto the Arkup Livable Yacht, a floating home that motors from dock to dock, sea to sea, and tropical paradise to coastal city with the ease of a power cruiser.
Well, maybe not. I don't know how fast or easily or efficiently the 4,350-square-foot luxury villa on floats moves, but if you're ballin' on one, who cares? You'll never be in a hurry to get anywhere.
The Coolest Coffee Table
Its makers say the Coolest Coffee Table's high-end wood construction is built to last, and to look good in homes with almost any established vibe or decor.
And inside. Inside lies "the ULTIMATE relaxation and entertainment setup." The Coolest Coffee Table has built-in power for all of your devices, here in the form of a quick-access power dock with both USB and standard outlets for lamps and laptops. In one of the legs you'll find tandem refrigerators sized for cold beverages, while the other houses a long pull-out drawer for storage of shelf-stable booze and snacks, or maybe remotes and gaming controllers, condoms. Lube. Whatever was sitting on top of The Coolest Coffee Table when your mama showed up out of nowhere that you now need to stuff inside with a quickness.
Orgasmic Man Soap Dispenser
Ahhhh, there are so many places to go with a soap dispenser whose nozzle is designed to look like a man - let's call him Jack Offerman - about to ejaculate. Jack is, like, right there, on the edge. All he needs is someone who's gotten their hands a little dirty to be willing to get them just a little dirtier and help him out.
The bronze-copper-colored Orgasmic Man is made of solid, lead-free pewter, and comes cum-ready for insertion into your standard 28/400 bottle of soap, dishwashing liquid, or lotion. And if you thought his erection was big, wait 'til you see his pump straw. That thing is a monster. It might even be too much for your bottles and jars to handle, in which case, go ahead and snip it down to a more manageable size.
Livit Backyard Studypod
The Livit Studypod, a prefab office for your backyard, is one solution emerging from the explosion in popularity (and, yeah, necessity) of working from home, plus the all-new phenomenon of going to school from home. Studypods don't come cheap, but they're a lot less expensive than some of their peers, such as the Pod Space prefab office cabins, and depending on how long the WFH and study-from-home trends continue, they could end up paying from themselves over time.
E54: What Is This Thing?
Hints: 1) Don't remove the caps, don't remove the cover, it's ready to go; 2) It attracts the dirty ones; 3) You'll flush when you use it.
Sexy Tarot Cards (NSFW)
One look at this deck of Sexy Tarot Cards, and I definitely see one thing in my future: some alone time in the bedroom with my wife.
Or my Tenga Easy Beat Eggs.
Etsy shop Gray Fly, who also sells a range of other sexy and funky tarot decks, says the artwork in this set is "very frank, very erotic and truthful," and continues, "What will you see?" And so the intrigue begins. Kudos to Gray Fly for providing a hearty visual taste of the cards in the Sexy Tarot Deck - I'd classify the collection of photos as heavy appetizers at least - so I can make a truly informed decision about their purchase.
Better Than What's Really Inside Garage Door Decals
Best not to keep anything really good inside your garage because these snazzy garage door decals sporting vehicles, airplanes, animals, and scenes that are still probably better than whatever it is are sure going to draw all eyes to your otherwise unassuming tinker shed and car park.
Made by style-your-garage.com, these panoramic garage door posters come in a number of different sizes for single and double-wide garages. You can also custom order your size if standard offerings don't work.
Blocc Reusable Face Shield
The Blocc face shield is here to face off with your wandering hands and Shut. Them Down. No matter how charming, how persuasive, how pushy they get, Blocc will turn into your personal bouncer, a polycarbonate wall of "Back off, we're not in the mood tonight."
E56: What Is This Thing?
Hints: 1) If you think it looks like a torture device, you are not far off, my friend; 2) It's an advocate of the Band-Aid proverb; 3) When things get hairy it springs to action.
Mini Keychain Double Action Knife with Tanto Blade
The entirety of the product description for this mini keychain double action knife with tanto blade reads as follows: "Pocket keychain knife tanto style." At first I was pretty disappointed with that - 5 words is all you got? But then I was like, welp, what more do I really need to know? And paired with the pictures that's at least 1,005 words, so I guess rather than being critical I should be giving the makers of this little OTF EDC gem a pat on the back (blade retracted, of course).
Fire Extinguisher Mini Bar
Put out the flames of thirst with a couple fingers of firewater from Jerry Can Bar's Fire Extinguisher Mini Bar. In a further twist on the Etsy shop's twist on portable bar cabinets, the Fire Extinguisher Mini Bar trades out the German military jerry can design for one shaped like the perfect housewarming gift for a firefighter, or any dude you know who likes to respond to emergencies...with a stiff drink.
The Dickhead Shirt is the perfect way to give others instant insight into a dickhead's personality, on par with the World Champion Dick Trophy, but better because once they're wearing the shirt, it is guaranteed to be with them wherever they go.
Worse, though, due to the aforementioned conundrum of how to get a Dickhead Shirt onto a dickhead in the first place.
Remote Control Crocodile Head
A remote control crocodile head isn't just the practical joke of the summer. Apparently, it's also a practical toy for keeping pests and their poop out of your ponds and pools. You know, birds. Squirrels. Children.
But above all, this RC resin mold of a croc's noggin is here to make one particular hot weather endeavor go swimmingly for you: mischief.