This LED Booze Bra from Liuyan Guo of Night Walker Art has many benefits. First, it will allow you to suck on random boobies without getting slapped and kneed in the groin. Well. Presuming you ask first and have permission...

I don't know, DeskView suction cup standing desk. I've had enough bad run-ins with suction cup soap holders and shower caddies to be pretty skeptical of your holding power. That is, your ability to resist crashing down...

Welcome to Edition 104 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Forget the wax on, Grasshopper, the LensHD automatic glasses lens cleaner is all about the wax off. And maybe not so much the wax off as the fingerprints, dust, dirt, oil, and sunscreen and taco sauce smudges off...

These funny warning stickers from Bumblefack of Etsy shop AvEwerkz are like my favorite bumper sticker, "WARNING: This Vehicle Makes Frequent Stops at Your Mom's House," but for an industrial workplace setting, or your...

Now is that a whale or a shark you're supposed to fill with vinegar in the Dip Sea Oil & Vinegar Dipping Dish? Or soy sauce, I guess, if you choose to use the dish for your sushi accompaniments, but regardless of whether...

Maybe she calls herself a queen. Maybe she calls herself a princess. She's definitely some level of royalty. So I think it's time to bow down and crown her. No, lower. Nooooo...not that low. This crown is for her nipple...

I don't know if Modernist Pizza will end up being the definitive guide to cooking, eating, finding the best, and dreaming nightly about pizza, but it's sure got research, travel, science, pedigree, and 1,708 pages on...

I don't know if I'd call InstaTrim fake trim for your household, but if someone forgot to fill in the space between your baseboard and flooring, or your countertop and backsplash, or ceiling and molding, InstaTrim will...

First they fly, then they're flayed! PlaneTags are collectibles hand cut, stamped, and shaped from the skins of retired aircraft. The ID-style tags are a new - and far more affordable - line from MotoArt, the California-based...

You've heard of a ghillie suit? Well, Cocoon Sleep Sacks are just like...nah, they're nothing like that, but "ghillie suit for glampers" is definitely the first thing I thought of when I saw faux Clint Eastwood up there...

There are two things I like most about this sunglasses organizer case. One, you can store it open, hanging from a closet rod or hook, so all sunglasses are on display and easily accessible. Or, two, you can roll it up...

While I do like the looks of this Wooden TV Aquarium it seems like a lot more work than the aquarium channel I can stream on my real TV. I'd have to buy real fish for it, and then keep the real fish alive with food and...

Got a bucket of love for your favorite NFL team? Then Imperial Store has an NFL Bucket Grill with your name - and their name - written all over it...

The WOLF+ Cloudbreak collaboration between Alpha Motor Corporation & HEIMPLANET couldn't be more black and white. It's an American-made electric truck with a 250+-mile range and 6,724-pound towing capacity paired with...

I have to admit, I've never tried Duke's Mayonnaise. It's a Southern thing, right? Gotta admit too, I've never tried cooking. Also a Southern thing?...

The Shelby destroyer is a foam disc blaster its makers say is built to fire 6 discs per second, at up to 160 FPS. Its magazine can hold 120 discs, and the ammo is ready to discharge in your choice of semi- or fully automatic...

Romance of Men has just polished off their katana sword collection for all of you samurais-in-training, or more likely, samurai-cosplayers-in-training out there. Unlike RoM's Musashi Samurai Letter Opener, the katana...

Framed artwork made of broken-down old phones and obsolete electronics (elderly and wizened gadgets, if we're being polite to the generations that came before us.) Now that is a piece of home decor I never knew I always...

Who better to protect your car's start / stop button from Thanos, dust, and kids' wandering fingers than an Avenger? These covers, made in the likenesses of Iron Man, Spider-Man, and Black Panther, will also look kinda...

Sriracha: The Game gets spicy by getting slappy. Think Slapjack with popular foods people like to smother with the Huy Fong Foods hot sauce. Burgers, eggs, tacos, pizza, Ramen I think I even see some sushi in there...

Welcome to Edition 103 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Know what MonkeyFeet mean? No more sticking that dumbbell in your sweaty knee crease to do some donkey kicks and fire hydrants. The ability to do ham curls and weighted leg extensions without fancy gym machines. With...