The Duke's Mayonnaise Cookbook
I have to admit, I've never tried Duke's Mayonnaise. It's a Southern thing, right? Gotta admit too, I've never tried cooking. Also a Southern thing?...
Shelby Destroyer Foam Disc Blaster
The Shelby destroyer is a foam disc blaster its makers say is built to fire 6 discs per second, at up to 160 FPS. Its magazine can hold 120 discs, and the ammo is ready to discharge in your choice of semi- or fully automatic...
Romance of Men Katana Swords
Romance of Men has just polished off their katana sword collection for all of you samurais-in-training, or more likely, samurai-cosplayers-in-training out there. Unlike RoM's Musashi Samurai Letter Opener, the katana...
Disassembled Old Phone Art
Framed artwork made of broken-down old phones and obsolete electronics (elderly and wizened gadgets, if we're being polite to the generations that came before us.) Now that is a piece of home decor I never knew I always...
Car Engine Start/Stop Button Cover
Who better to protect your car's start / stop button from Thanos, dust, and kids' wandering fingers than an Avenger? These covers, made in the likenesses of Iron Man, Spider-Man, and Black Panther, will also look kinda...
Sriracha: A Spicy Slapping Card Game
Sriracha: The Game gets spicy by getting slappy. Think Slapjack with popular foods people like to smother with the Huy Fong Foods hot sauce. Burgers, eggs, tacos, pizza, Ramen I think I even see some sushi in there...
E103: What Is This Thing?
Welcome to Edition 103 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...
MonkeyFeet - Lift Dumbbells with Your Feet
Know what MonkeyFeet mean? No more sticking that dumbbell in your sweaty knee crease to do some donkey kicks and fire hydrants. The ability to do ham curls and weighted leg extensions without fancy gym machines. With...
Round Hot Dogs
This is SPAM! Rastelli's is SPAMming you! And they're calling it a Round Hot Dog to try to get you to fall for the trickery! I know because I had the same idea myself back in 2018. It all started in Germany, with a pub...
The #DadCrop - Dad Crop Top
Show off that dad bod this summer with the #DadCrop, a sexy upgrade to Dad's favorite piece of clothing: the hoodie. The #DadCrop can make dads everywhere look more hip, more fashionable, more Tik-Tok-ready while picking...
myCobot 6-Axis Collaborative Robot
Elephant Robotics declares its myCobot "the world's smallest and lightest six-axis collaborative robot," and it kind of makes me wonder: 1) how'd they do that?!; and 2) how many small, light 6-axis collaborative robots...
HUM! Rocket Humidifier
3...2...1...blast off dry eyes, parched sinuses, flaking skin, and bloody noses! The HUM! is a home humidifier shaped like a rocket, and designed to push its vapor out the bottom rather than the top, creating the superb...
Whiskey-Chilling Granite Coaster Set
This granite coaster set for chilling whiskey looks like it took slabs of the rock, cut out their centers, and went the donut hole route, turning those pieces into little stone ice cubes. So what you'll get is a complete...
Ladybug, Bee & Butterfly House
I recently went to my city's botanical gardens and saw these ladybug, bee & butterfly houses all over the place. Except since I don't like reading informational placards, I had no idea they were ladybug, bee & butterfly...
Hand-Carved Star Wars Table
Vader, I hope you like the taste of crumbs and dripped condiments, the feel of beer glass condensation, and the smell of feet, because you're about to get a face full of all of them muggin' it front and center on this...
Musical Experiments for After Dinner
And you thought Carpool Karaoke was fun! Musical Experiments for After Dinner isn't really a party game - or rather, a dinner party game - because there's no competition laid out in this deck of cards. Musical Experiments...
Silipint Unbreakable Silicone Bowls
Silipint! Trix are for kids! Buuut, I guess you and all your unbreakable tie-dyed silicone bowl-ness can hold on to the Trix so any mishap the kids have while eating them won't result in shattered glass or ceramic on...
Cast Iron Rib Roaster
Want some baby back, baby back, baby back ribs that fall off the bone in saucy, succulent chunks? Well, you and Fat Bastard are in luck, because with Broil King's Cast Iron Rib Roaster, you can order up to 4 racks of...
Wingball - 88 MPH Foam Not-Football
You'd think the Wingball would throw like when you have a bag of pork rinds and your friend Cornelius wants one, so you try to toss it to him instead of either of you getting up and walking the 7 steps to do the exchange...
Solar-Powered Patio Chandelier
Who wants to swing from the solar-powered chandelier? The solar-powered chande-lee-ee-eeer?! Hmmm, maybe not. It says it only weighs, like 1.5 pounds, so probably better just to hang it over the patio table and let the...
Stand Urinal-Sink
Ah, there it is. The Urinal-Sink. The way I've been searching for to take a leak and wash my hands at the same time. Peeing while sanitizing. Or maybe peeing followed immediately, instantly by sanitizing, unless the Urinal-Sink...
Posable Stick Figure Floor Lamp
This posable stick figure floor lamp might be just the thing to shed some light on your life. Or at least on the WFH office you had to set up in a dark corner of the basement. And not only the kind of light shining out...
Escapod TOPO2 Trailer
I've run a ton of campers, trailers, RVs, and caravans like the Escapod TOPO2 over the past couple of years. Are you dudes tired of road trippin', off-griddin', travelin' on the cheap recreational vehicles yet?...
Wooden Knife for Kids
OK, Wooden Knife for Kids, I'll grant your solid oak "blade" is safe for the kiddos to cut with in the kitchen. And I'll also grant that your skills at slicing a banana, as well as Play-Doh, another of your recommended...