Session Goods One Hitter
The Session Goods One Hitter isn't your grandpa's pipe. But your refined and elegant grandma would probably love it. Another release from designer-level smoking companion brand Session Goods, the One Hitter is a piece...
Klapster Fold-Flat Staircase
Behold, the incredible disappearing...staircase? The Klapster fold-flat staircase, while more design and engineering ingenuity than pure magic, is truly a remarkable sight to see, and an even more practical installation...
The Adventure Challenge Scratch-Off Adventure Books
It's Choose Your Own Adventure IRL, and in the style of a scratch-off surprise challenge to create enriching and memorable experiences! OK, the word "adventure" notwithstanding, I guess The Adventure Challenge scratch-off...
TOYOGE Knuckle Duster
Fidget toy meets self defense weapon in the TOYOGE Knuckle Duster. Even when you're wearing it, with its bright white-and-black carbon plastic composition, and funky shape covered in textures and imprinted accents, the...
E105: What Is This Thing?
Welcome to Edition 105 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...
SPOTMYUV Stickers - Detect When to Reapply Sunscreen
As if it's not bad enough my mama still nags me to wear sunscreen, now she's gonna slap a SPOTMYUV sticker detector on me everytime I go to her house so she can nag me to reapply it. SPOTMYUV is a color-changing UV detection...
Razer Sneki Snek Slippers
Fans of Razer's Sneki Snek will ssssscream for the tech brand's new Sneki Snek Slippers. So too might non-gamers who just really like snakes, or even evil ducks, since that's what the slippers iteration of Sneki Snek...
microMend Emergency Wound Closures
microMend Emergency Wound Closures give new meaning to the term "pinch one off." Marketed as a quick, safe, and way less expensive alternative to heading to the ER for stitches, microMend closures can seal lacerations...
Ohmie Lamp - Lamp Made from Orange Peels
I put my orange peels in the compost bin, Ohmie puts theirs in a desk lamp. To-may-to, to-mah-to, we both support sustainable living. Ohmie's method is just a lot more innovative and artistic than mine...
Penis Body Pillow
This Penis Body Pillow from Crochet Moore Co. is essentially a boyfriend pillow for people who don't necessarily bemoan not having the strong arm and cozy chest of a boyfriend, but do regret the absence of a boyfriend's...
Gobe Glass Cleaning Kit
They say the Gobe Glass Cleaning Kit is ideal for "premium coating optical glass," such as that used for camera lenses, smartphone / laptop / tablet / computer screens, and eyeglasses, but if you'd rather use it for your...
Firefighter Gear & Bulletproof Vest Garbage Sweater
Vollebak's latest inspiration: landfills. The Garbage Sweater is woven from old, discarded firefighter suits and bulletproof vests - items that, having outlived their useful life, were headed to die in the dump. So in...
Breaking Physics Cauliflower
Nothing like looking at a nice alien head of cauliflower to jump start my morning! I almost didn't need coffee to wake up when I saw this little green man cruciferous vegetable. I feel like I could use it as the subject...
Hold-Tight Mini Stair Handrail
I'm thinking a Hold-Tight Mini Handrail for the 3-riser set of stairs my mama has going from her garage into her house. Because sometimes when I'm carrying a bunch of crap to do a home project for her, or just in a hurry...
Popdarts Suction Cup Throwing Game
While the concept and look of the Popdarts suction cup throwing game looks fun 'n' festive, the #1 question I have after reviewing Popdarts photos and literature is: why is that one dude in the lifestyle shot of friends...
SPIRITUS Aroma Diffuser & Alarm Clock
Waking up in the morning is hell, and hey, check out the SPIRITUS. An alarm clock that will look like the Devil threw it into your bedroom straight from his bony gates. Oh, and the clock is also an aroma diffuser of essential...
SIPSIP Wine Glass - The Wine Glass with a Straw
Just a little SIPSIP through the built-in straw on this glass of Pinot. And maybe a little NIPNIP of this fatty French brie my wife bought. And then, back to work. ... ... OK, how about just hand me the bottle and the...
IncrediBulb Flexible, Shatterproof Light Bulb
Never thought my next stress toy would be a light bulb, but these flexible, shatterproof light bulbs from IncrediBulb are squeezable and squishable enough to earn a spot right next to my Pick 'N' Peel Stone and Kinetic...
Zootility Super Thin Pocket Knife
If you think super thin is super fly, check out Zootility's ST-2, the brand's Super Thin folding pocket knife with a thickness of just 0.125". Oh and also, keep your opinions to yourself because I am sick of skinny jeans...
Geometric Shark Chandelier
Who wants to swing from this chandelier? Brody? Hooper? Ian Ziering? Though the geometric shark chandelier from Martin Taylor of Chromaforms isn't so much a shark chandelier as it as an LED-lit shark sculpture, but where...
Dead Startup Toys - Iconic Failed Startups as Toys
Dead Startup Toys from internet collective MSCHF are here to give a few shits 'n' giggles to the entrepreneurial in-crowd. Serve as "Remember that trainwreck?" desk toys and gifts for the geeks and techies in your life...
Stubble Buddy Beard & Manscaping Vacuum
Um, is that McDreamy hawking the Stubble Buddy beard and manscaping vacuum? If so, sorry this is what life dealt you after the Grey's Anatomy kill-off...
Cast Iron Dragon Wood Stove Steamer
When I saw this cast iron dragon wood stove steamer all I thought about was the stews and slow-cooked roasts and whole Yukon Gold and red potatoes that just happen to look like dragon eggs I was going to ask my mama to...
Hot Wheels Car Drawer Knobs
No racing, or even rolling, these Hot Wheels, but if you're a GAM* looking to preserve your love of your favorite childhood toy, screw a few of DaRosa's drawer and cabinet knobs onto your dresser, desk, or kitchen cabinets...
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