Just a little SIPSIP through the built-in straw on this glass of Pinot. And maybe a little NIPNIP of this fatty French brie my wife bought. And then, back to work. ... ... OK, how about just hand me the bottle and the...

Never thought my next stress toy would be a light bulb, but these flexible, shatterproof light bulbs from IncrediBulb are squeezable and squishable enough to earn a spot right next to my Pick 'N' Peel Stone and Kinetic...

If you think super thin is super fly, check out Zootility's ST-2, the brand's Super Thin folding pocket knife with a thickness of just 0.125". Oh and also, keep your opinions to yourself because I am sick of skinny jeans...

Who wants to swing from this chandelier? Brody? Hooper? Ian Ziering? Though the geometric shark chandelier from Martin Taylor of Chromaforms isn't so much a shark chandelier as it as an LED-lit shark sculpture, but where...

Dead Startup Toys from internet collective MSCHF are here to give a few shits 'n' giggles to the entrepreneurial in-crowd. Serve as "Remember that trainwreck?" desk toys and gifts for the geeks and techies in your life...

Um, is that McDreamy hawking the Stubble Buddy beard and manscaping vacuum? If so, sorry this is what life dealt you after the Grey's Anatomy kill-off...

When I saw this cast iron dragon wood stove steamer all I thought about was the stews and slow-cooked roasts and whole Yukon Gold and red potatoes that just happen to look like dragon eggs I was going to ask my mama to...

No racing, or even rolling, these Hot Wheels, but if you're a GAM* looking to preserve your love of your favorite childhood toy, screw a few of DaRosa's drawer and cabinet knobs onto your dresser, desk, or kitchen cabinets...

This LED Booze Bra from Liuyan Guo of Night Walker Art has many benefits. First, it will allow you to suck on random boobies without getting slapped and kneed in the groin. Well. Presuming you ask first and have permission...

I don't know, DeskView suction cup standing desk. I've had enough bad run-ins with suction cup soap holders and shower caddies to be pretty skeptical of your holding power. That is, your ability to resist crashing down...

Welcome to Edition 104 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Forget the wax on, Grasshopper, the LensHD automatic glasses lens cleaner is all about the wax off. And maybe not so much the wax off as the fingerprints, dust, dirt, oil, and sunscreen and taco sauce smudges off...

These funny warning stickers from Bumblefack of Etsy shop AvEwerkz are like my favorite bumper sticker, "WARNING: This Vehicle Makes Frequent Stops at Your Mom's House," but for an industrial workplace setting, or your...

Now is that a whale or a shark you're supposed to fill with vinegar in the Dip Sea Oil & Vinegar Dipping Dish? Or soy sauce, I guess, if you choose to use the dish for your sushi accompaniments, but regardless of whether...

Maybe she calls herself a queen. Maybe she calls herself a princess. She's definitely some level of royalty. So I think it's time to bow down and crown her. No, lower. Nooooo...not that low. This crown is for her nipple...

I don't know if Modernist Pizza will end up being the definitive guide to cooking, eating, finding the best, and dreaming nightly about pizza, but it's sure got research, travel, science, pedigree, and 1,708 pages on...

I don't know if I'd call InstaTrim fake trim for your household, but if someone forgot to fill in the space between your baseboard and flooring, or your countertop and backsplash, or ceiling and molding, InstaTrim will...

First they fly, then they're flayed! PlaneTags are collectibles hand cut, stamped, and shaped from the skins of retired aircraft. The ID-style tags are a new - and far more affordable - line from MotoArt, the California-based...

You've heard of a ghillie suit? Well, Cocoon Sleep Sacks are just like...nah, they're nothing like that, but "ghillie suit for glampers" is definitely the first thing I thought of when I saw faux Clint Eastwood up there...

There are two things I like most about this sunglasses organizer case. One, you can store it open, hanging from a closet rod or hook, so all sunglasses are on display and easily accessible. Or, two, you can roll it up...

While I do like the looks of this Wooden TV Aquarium it seems like a lot more work than the aquarium channel I can stream on my real TV. I'd have to buy real fish for it, and then keep the real fish alive with food and...

Got a bucket of love for your favorite NFL team? Then Imperial Store has an NFL Bucket Grill with your name - and their name - written all over it...

The WOLF+ Cloudbreak collaboration between Alpha Motor Corporation & HEIMPLANET couldn't be more black and white. It's an American-made electric truck with a 250+-mile range and 6,724-pound towing capacity paired with...