Human Molting Peel
I don't know what medieval witch magic Celor puts in their Foot Peel Masks to produce the skin-molting effects you see before you but, even though it would make perfect sense here, I promise you it's not snake oil. Have...
Portable Car Jump Starter & Power Bank
The only problem with this jump starter portable enough to hold in the palm of my hand is that it does require me to get out of my vehicle and figure out how to hook up jumper cables. However, once I do, I get a full...
Couples' Infrared Sauna
I guess it's not technically a sauna for couples, but it is a sauna for 2 people and there's no way in hell I'm sharing such a small, sweaty (but slightly less sweaty than a regular sauna since infrared saunas are absorbed...
Katadyn Pocket Water Microfilter
The worst water I've ever had comes out of the taps in southwestern Florida - it tastes like someone spiked it with eggplant and a mild thickening agent - and I hope to keep it that way. If I encounter anything less potable...
Pressure Washer Gun
Ever wished you could blast away the grime on your driveway with the same gusto as a superhero dispatching villains? Enter the Pressure Washer Gun...with Swivel, a tool so mighty it might just make your garden hose cower...
Pimple Popper Tool Kit
Wowee! A 7-piece Pimple Popper Tool Kit. Blackheads, whiteheads, and pus-filled zits better watch out, 'cause there's never been a better way to get rid of acne!...
KeySmart Compact Key Holder
This Swiss Army tool will grant you access to Warren Buffett's safe deposit box, Chuck Norris' weapons stash, and Angelina Jolie's sex toy box. I mean, if you have the key and all. The KeySmart is a keychain designed...
Disturbed Friends - The Worst Game Ever Made
Consumer drones? Wearables? Self-driving cars (and -walking shoes)? Nah. I think politically incorrect card-based games that at some point make every person playing them feel extremely uncomfortable or self-conscious...
Infrared Sauna Blanket
This infrared sauna blanket says it will amp up your beauty sleep. Designed like a sleeping bag - or a body bag, if that's where your dark mind goes - the portable sauna has 6 heat settings to toast your bones between...
RovyVon Aurora Keychain Flashlight
Lost in the dark? Get help in a flash...light from the RovyVon Aurora, a mighty keychain flashlight whose power - 650 lumens max - is inversely proportional to its size - less than 3" long...
Mechanical Mouse Jiggler (So They Think You're Working)
This mechanical mouse jiggler is recommended by 5/5 slackers, underpaid employees, people out of PTO who need some TO, and dudes and ladies with a weird compulsion never to let their computers log off or go to sleep...
DMoose Cable Organizing Box
The DMoose Cable Organizing Box can't help those of you with New Year's resolutions to cut the cord, but if your goal is to cut the clutter, it's a storage solution that will get you on your way in a minutes...
Heated Camping Chair
Sometimes it's not possible to put a fire in front of you, and sometimes a fire in front of you just doesn't compare to a fire under your ass. Or, in the case of this camping chair, a USB-battery-powered integrated heat...
Hot Seat Card Game: The Party Game About Your Friends
As summer draws to a close, the Hot Seat Card Game reminds me I better to start thinking about what I'm going to do when the days of being stuck inside strike. Per my wife, that means besides eat and drink heavily, and...
Christmas Vacation Light Up Fried Cat Rug
Guess we don't have to worry about the cat knocking down the Christmas tree this year. Hey, honey, your Uncle Joe likes fried cat, doesn't he? Or at least he won't be able to tell the difference between it and honey-roasted...
Inflatable Tanning Tub & Pool Float
This tub-like inflatable as a pool float - whatever. There are a million pool floats and loungers out there, and if you're already at a swimming pool, who cares if your float can hold 6" of water? But on the balcony of...
Diatomaceous Earth Stone Bath Mat
What's this, diatomaceous earth, you're in bath mat form now? Are you trying to challenge activated charcoal for the title of Strangest Naturally Occurring Substance You Can Use for Pretty Much Everything?...
Heated Mattress Pad
Do you take your heat from the top down or the bottom up? For the bottoms ups out there, this toasty quilted heated mattress pad can keep you warm in bed this winter. An alternative to the electric blanket, the pad installs...
Snow-Melting Stair Mat
What?! A snow-melting stair mat? But, but, why? Everyone knows the best part of piled-up Mother Nature dandruff is watching people wipe out trying to navigate through it! I do feel bad for the AARP-aged ones when they...
MagicalButter Cannabis Cooker
Easily make medicinal butter, oils, tinctures, lotions, and sauces. Hear that? MagicalButter is so named for its power to convert healing herbs into healing herb culinary creations. So start coughing and breaking into...
Tekto F1 Alpha Folding Pocket Knife
For both everyday carry and emergency day carry, Tekto calls their F1 Alpha Knife "a hard, rugged, and tactical knife designed for the most challenging environments."...
Survival Gear Advent Calendar
It's a Survival Gear Advent Calendar for those who really want to survive the holidays this year. Meet government shutdowns, wacked-out weather, soaring grocery prices, and insufferable relatives head-on with...a 9-in-1...
Electric Snow Shovel
When winter piles on the snow, this electric snow shovel...moves it around and piles it elsewhere. Just like a manual shovel, but presumably without making you break a sweat under your puffy coat, or throw your back out...
Rechargeable Heated Slippers
Rechargeable Heated Slippers may be a boring, uninspired idea for a holiday gift, but they're not a bad idea. Think of all the people with cold feet out there. And all the people who have moderately warm feet inside...
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