Wireless Handheld Feather Mouse

When my fingers and hand get all tense and worn out gripping a mouse they're often too weak to use for...other activities. So this wireless pointer-pen-looking mouse appeals to me and my desire to keep my right hand fresh...

Genie 03 Watch with Pop-Up Speedometer

$56,800 Breva »

Rub on this Genie's house and out pops...a speedometer. It won't grant you 3 wishes, but the unexpected component of Breva's latest watch isn't a total anticlimax either. When in use, the Genie 03's pop-up speedometer...

Dolfi Ultrasonic Clothes Washer

$99 - $109 Dolfi »

Ultrasonic technology is already used in consumer products such as humidifiers and jewelry cleaners, plus commercial electronics that sanitize the likes of medical and dental equipment, so all Dolfi is really doing here...

DynaMax Gyroscopic Core Trainer

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Gyroscopes can help you fly drones and track your activity. They can also kick your ass to next Thursday and back. In time for a repeat performance tomorrow. The DynaMax Gyroscopic Core Trainer employs this spherical...

Leatherman Tread Wearable Multi-Tool

$164.85 - $219.85 Amazon »

Leatherman's new baby Tread, a multi-tool worn on the wrist, is so brand new it hasn't quite popped out of the oven yet. But before you start leaving interminably clever, "This site should be called Dude You Can't Have...

Taco Toaster

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Yo quiero some Super Bowl Sunday carne asada tacos! And not the ones from Taco Bell. I'd like to spend my second half glued to the TV instead of the john this year. Also, I would like 12 lovingly constructed tacos total...

Netgear Nighthawk Wi-Fi Range Extender

$33.65 Amazon »

It's bad enough I have to share a connection and bandwidth with my mama at all. But when she insists on having our router installed in her bedroom, at the farthest possible point away from my basement lair, because she's...

Batman Slap Meme Dry Erase Board

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"Batman, what did your parents get you for Christ-" "WHACK! My parents are DEEEAAAAAAD you sniveling little sidekick!"...

Nessie Ladle

$19.95 Amazon »

She waits. She lurks. She stalks. And then suddenly, out of the depths of my 8-quart stock pot, Nessie emerges. Oh the terror! The foreboding doom! The...hey, what's the Loch Ness Monster got in tow there? Is that a ladle...

Spicy Subscriptions Adult Product Boxes (NSFW)

$19.95 - $29 Spicy Subscriptions »

Gifting a lady a Spicy Subscription sexy time box for Valentine's Day is like giving her a treadmill in that her use of it will directly benefit you, but way better because there will be less lag time before you see the...

Never Have I Ever: The Game of Poor Life Decisions

$19.43 Amazon »

I was just wondering what I'll do to pass the time once football season is over. At first I thought I'd be stuck re-watching Seasons 1 through 7 of The Gilmore Girls with my mama, but now it appears I have an alternative:...

Dragon Wine Bottle Holder

$37.99 Amazon »

Is it just me or is this dragon holding a wine bottle pretty much, um, adorable? It's definitely cuter than every kid who's ever shown up in my Facebook feed even though I try to unfriend people when they produce offspring...

Neutron S Phone & Tablet Mount

$24.99 Bungajungle »

Mount your phone to anything. Bathroom mirror. Desktop screen. Back of dude's head sitting in front of you on the bus. The Neutron S phone and tablet mount from Bungajungle attaches devices to most surfaces through its...

Electric Heated Fleece Travel Blanket

$21 Amazon »

This past weekend I had a horrifying experience with the elements. It was 37 degrees outside, a veritable monsoon was falling from the sky, it was accompanied by gale force winds of at least 972 mph, and I was stuck in...

Legend of Zelda Collector's Edition Monopoly

$99.99 Amazon »

The Legend of Zelda Monopoly? Good luck rescuing the princess in this game that never ends. Trade American dollars for funny looking rainbow Canadian...uh, I mean Hyrulian currency and start hoarding your sculpted Deku...

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Giveaway: Soundwave Personal Voice Message Rings

Love letters. Tattoos. Sext messages. All valid and romantic ways to let them know you care. But none are as unique as a ring engraved with the sound waves produced when you tell them. Click here and enter to win your...

The Space Jacket

$265.50 Beta Brand »

Seems like this Space Jacket might be better suited for the 1960s when going to space was, like, a big deal. But I guess Elon Musk has made things interesting again with his sports car-style rockets so maybe there's still...

Grill It Stove Top Grill

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Here's a grill for the inside, which is probably more pleasant to use this time of year than a grill for the outside. And it doesn't take up a fat wad of space, instead installing over a single burner on your range. And...

Pot Minder Boil-Over Prevention Disc

$12.44 Amazon »

Isn't half the fun of cooking making a ginormous mess? And then spending hours you could be eating your Beef & Fritos Enchiladas cleaning up the kitchen afterward? Hmmm...maybe not so much. One of the top culinary offenses...

Crystal Head Vodka Skull Wall Sconce

$247 Etsy »

What to do with all those empty bottles of Crystal Head Vodka? I tried sending mine back to Dan Aykroyd for free refills, but it's been a few months and I still haven't gotten them back. So I think Rob of Moonshine Lamp...

Fahz - Your Face in a Vase

Oooh, a Rubin vase with your very own face to display on the mantel: nerds and narcissists, this Fahz is for you...

Blumoo Bluetooth Universal Remote

$84.99 blumoo »

A TV-B-Gone kit for the pranksters and boob tube haters who want to shut it down, a Blumoo for the electronics whores who want to crank it up and control all of their home theater gadgetry from the gadgetry of their smartphone...

popSLATE E-ink Case for iPhone

$129 popSLATE »

Get a popSLATE case and turn the back of your iPhone 5 or 6 into a second screen. Why? Because it's cool looking. It's one more way to show off selfies and photos of your kids. And, surprisingly, it can serve a few purposes...

A Guide to Muscles

$22.32 - $70.68 ArtSider »

Molecular biologist-turned-designer Eleanor Lutz regularly publishes the science-themed charts, infographics, and illustrations she creates on her blog Tabletop Whale. Here with the "Guide to Muscles" poster (officially...