United Scientific Density Cube Set
The United Scientific Density Cube Set is for when you're tired of slingshotting marshmallows with your Mallow Bow. Just kidding. It's for scientific experiments. Like...oh! I have an idea for one: which is the lowest...
Marshmallow Crossbow
Mr. Stay Puft's got nothing on my Mallow Bow. Sure, he can stomp on people, toss cars, and tear down buildings, but I can dole out cavities, high blood sugar, and toothaches. Straight to the kisser from 60' away!...
Six Shooter Smoking Pipe & Grinder
Lock, stock, and a smoking barrel. I'm all in. This rotating six shooter pipe comes with both an herb grinder and a pollen and storage can. You can keep it on display in your recreational activity room and use it to smoke...
Armore Exoskeleton Arm Exerciser
Armore's selling exoskeletons. Exoskeletons with a side of...tickets to the gun show! Their arm exercisers, wearables you can slip on before any activity, or under your clothes before you start your day, provide programmable...
Rock'n'Roller Multicarts
Even though the name is cheesy, there's really no better way to describe these 8-in-1 multi-carts than Rock'n'Roller. Whether you're moving luggage, sound equipment, a new refrigerator, or all of your personal belongings...
Stanley Stein Hockey Beer Mug
I don't always watch hockey, but when I do...I prefer to do it drunk of my ass so I find it more entertaining. This beer mug incarnation of the Stanley Cup looks like a great way to achieve drunk off my ass with a quickness...
Cheeseburger Beach Towel
Time to grease up for the beach. I started the day out with tacos, and now I'm ending it with cheeseburgers. I must be hungry today. Or, more likely--given what the taco's used for and what's on top of this cheeseburger...
YoCam Waterproof Camera
This is YoCam, a compact camera YoCan take anywhere. On a drive, mounted to your windshield. On a bike ride, mounted to your handlebars. To Abu Dhabi so you can keep in touch with John. Even up to 20' underwater. With...
Paco's Taco Stroker
At first I was like, Who the h-e-double-boner named this kitchen tool "Paco's Taco Stroker?" I'm going to make so many masturbation jokes when I write about it. And then I looked closer and was like, Holy hard-on! They...
Intex Challenger Inflatable Kayak Set
Intex doesn't make the best kayak in the world. Probably not even the best inflatable kayak in the world. But they might make the best cheap inflatable kayak that also comes with a paddle, pump, and repair patch, and...
Vornado VFAN Jr. Vintage Air Circulator
Yep, in case you're wondering, there's a VFAN Sr. too. And both of them are blow hards. Like father, like son...
Carbon Fiber Tire Tread Rings
Jason Olsen of Venture Custom Shop doesn't just design and make all of his carbon fiber tire tread rings himself, he designs and makes the machinery that makes the rings he makes himself. A CNC machinist and programmer...
Outdoor Polar Ice Freezer
When I saw this Polar Temp freezer I was immediately reminded of 2 things. 1) How picky my mama is about ice. When I was little she'd drive us up to a corner store called Freddie's to get it out of this exact style of...
Igloo Trailmate All-Terrain Cooler
When you're done tearing through trails and drinking up the adrenaline rush, and are ready to chill out at the beach and drink up a cold beer, trade in the ATV for the ATC: Igloo's Trailmate all-terrain cooler. The 70-quart...
Captain America Barbell Plates
Your body's desire to lie on the couch with a 6-pack and some tater tachos versus your brain's desire to look like one of the Hemsworths. It's...Civil War!...
KeySmart Rugged
Is your keychain an honor student? Mine is. The KeySmart is a Swiss Army tool that will grant you access to Warren Buffett's safe deposit box, Chuck Norris' weapons stash, and Angelina Jolie's sex toy box. I mean, if...
The Ronny Fisher Life Jacket
Imagine it: sunny and 78 degrees with a gentle breeze. Less the swallows and the squirrels you are alone with your thoughts. Casting. Reeling. Floating. It's like an out of body experience that...oh Jiminy Cricket, there's...
Readyman Hostage Escape Credit Card
This is all of course presuming you get to keep your wallet after you've been taken hostage. And that you can maneuver your cuffed, roped, or zip-tied hands inside it to grab Readyman's credit card of escape tools. Oh...
3-in-1 Pitmaster Grill Tool
Myron Mixon is a 4-time BBQ World Champion. His job is to work the BBQ circuit. And judge BBQ competitions. And write books about BBQ. And make tools to make BBQing easier for us mere grilling mortals. Hats off to Myron...
Dino Bioluminescent Plankton Sphere
If you're too mature to display BioPop's Dino Pet on your desk...or just frustrated that your kids keep stealing it...here's a more sophisticated objet d'art containing the same glowing blue dinoflagellates. If you haven't...
Self-Stirring Camera Lens Mug
Yes, this is actually a coffee mug. I'll grant you, it is very detailed and looks just like a camera lens, but it really is a coffee mug. It is NOT a camera lens. Don't buy this and complain to me that the photo quality...
Stanley Happy Hour Shaker & Cups
Nothing makes a stiff drink taste better than enjoying it in the great outdoors. And nothing makes my girlfriend enjoy the great outdoors more than experiencing them with a stiff drink. Or four. Food & beverage gear big...
LED Lighted Pocket Microscope
Have you ever been out somewhere, and seen something on the floor, or maybe stuck to the back of your friend Cornelius' coat, and thought, Ugh! What IS that? Welp, carry this little LED microscope around in your pocket...
Giveaway: KettlePizza Gas Pro Kit
KettlePizza Gas Pro Kit Giveaway Winner: Congratulations to Steve S. of Bryant, AR, winner of the KettlePizza Gas Pro Kit. Thanks to all entrants, and be sure to check the Dude homepage or Dude Giveaways section for your...