Bionic Bird: The Furtive Drone

$99.95 Bionic Bird »

"Grand Master Pycelle...send a Bionic Bird to Casterly Rock." He's not a real raven, but this biomimetic drone is built and engineered to look so much like one that you'll definitely be able to use him to deliver apple...

Erasmus Darwin's Steam-Cerebrum Skull

$60 Amazon »

The Erasmus Darwin's Steam-Cerebrum Skull wishes all you Frobisher Brophys, Inquisitor Victor Lippetts, and Prof. Dr. Elias Claver, Esquires out there a Happy Neo-Victorian Halloween! A full 360 degrees of eye(socket)-catching...

Soap Rocks

$8.49 - $46.49 Amazon »

Gettin' so fresh and so clean with my Lapus Lazuli. Scrubbin' down with a fine hunk of green garnet. Washin' away my sins with this bar of Black Onyx. Who needs the time to mine semi-precious stones, or the money to buy...

s1 Pepper Spray Gun by Salt Supply Co.

$349.99 Salt Supply »

A home is broken into every 14.6 seconds and almost a quarter of the time, a family member is home. So make sure when you're Home Alone this holiday season, you're ready for whatever with the s1 Pepper Spray Gun by Salt...

Fake Tampon Flasks

$19.98 Amazon »

Mmmm, boy. Who wants an illicit Bloody Mary? I don't care how thirsty I might be at a dry college football game, show, or church service, I don't think I could take a swig of anything out of a tampon. Even a fake tampon...

Brass Honcho Armored Flashlight

$39.98 Brass Honcho »

Reduce, reuse, recycle may not be Brass Honcho's mantra, but when you buy one of their flashlights made from a real machine gun bullet you can still feel good about doing your part to eliminate some of the world's waste...

Bookniture - Furniture in a Book

$86 - $89 Amazon »

You don't need to know how to read to dig in to this book. Open the pages of Bookniture, and where you might normally find a Tolkien story you'll instead encounter an entire stool or side table Gandalf-ed into existence...

X15 Flamethrower

$1,599 - $1,750 Throwflame.com »

People typically use flamethrowers to clear brush and weeds. And just like that, for the first time in my life I cannot think of anything I'd rather do today than go clear me some brush and weeds. In addition to disintegrating...

Boob Cube

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The Boob Cube is for idiots. And for geniuses. And for idiots who want to convince people they're really geniuses. And for geniuses you want to make feel like idiots. So, yeah, pretty much an ideal gift for any person...

Sven-Saw 21" Folding Saw

$61.99 Amazon »

Low in weight, high in strength, and bendy as a Russian gymnast, the Sven-Saw is a rugged outdoorsman's tool whose blade folds away into a safe and compact strip when not in use. This model has a 21" Swedish steel blade...

Inspired Designs Ferrofluid Sculptures

$25 - $150 Inspired Designs »

Ferrofluid represents the glorious union of science and beauty. Of visual art and tactile interaction. Of workplace boredom and sweet desktop toys. Inspired Designs head inspirer, Kyle Haines, creates his ferrofluid displays...

Solo Stove Bonfire

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Solo Stove's latest release, the Bonfire backyard firepit, is one of the hottest campaigns on Kickstarter right now. At printing it was flaming with over $200,000 in backer pledges, smoking its $15,000 funding goal and...

Grenade Grips Arm Rippers

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Grenade Grips are like Fat Gripz, except way cooler on account of the fact that they are (loosely) shaped like grenades. At least that's what the people who make them would have you believe. If you're looking to increase...

Climball

While I don't care much for combined physical and mental challenges--or really either one on its own--I'm a total sucker for things that glow in the dark. And video games. And American Ninja Warrior. All of which, along...

The Safety Case Complete Kit

Seems like a safety case would contain things like a flashlight, a fire starter, and a glass breaker, maybe an EpiPen and an 18,000,000-volt Sting Ring. But instead of these things Black Rock Originals' Safety Case carries...

The USB Kill 2.0 Computer Killer

$49.95 USB Kill »

If you're using a USB Kill stick you're either pen-testing, trashing your old PC for recycling, or being very, very...very evil. Come on now, I know he cooks eggs in the staff room microwave, and eats beef & bean burritos...

Smokemiester BBQ Smoker Grill Converter

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Holy smokes...miester! A Weber, a hole saw, and a coupla Bud Light Limes on a Saturday afternoon, and my Bru-BQ Wayne kettle grill becomes a Bat-Smoker too! The Smokemiester BBQ Smoker converts any covered grill into...

Waterproof Sport HD Video Camera

This waterproof Sport HD Video Camera is on sale for $49.99, down from $289.99 for a limited time, which probably means it has been upended by a newer version or discontinued. Or is of mediocre quality. But it also means...

Nixie Tube Watch

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Nixie analog watch faces and Nixie boring, flat digital displays. Readouts from cold cathode neon gas indicators are how I want to wear my time now. I've seen Nixie tubes turned into desktop clocks before (here, for example)...

DJI Mavic Pro Foldable Drone

$1,199.95 Amazon »

DJI is sending a new Mavic to Top Gun and he's looking for a Gos. You in? The Mavic Pro is a folding drone powerful enough to fly at 40MPH for 25+ minutes and buzz the tower when permission is denied. Precise enough to...

Suncast Wood & Resin Deck Box

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As if the end of summer isn't depressing enough, now I have to figure out where to store all of my patio furniture cushions and floating pool bars for the winter. Since everyone thinks I'm the master of looking up crap...

Bird of Prey Bicycle

$4,200 Bird of Prey »

I didn't think the foam helmets and seizure-inducing neon spandex could look any more ridiculous rolling down the road, yelling at cars to get out of their lane, and then cutting into traffic at will when it suits them...

Convertible Bean Bag Chair Bed

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A full-size bed that pulls out of a bean bag chair: sweet. A full-size bed you have to stuff back inside a bean bag chair when you're done with it: hope you didn't have plans this weekend. I'd rather carry a couch 5 blocks...

R2-D2 Coffee Press

$39.99 ThinkGeek »

Get Beep-bee-bee-boop-buuuzzzzzzed with the R2-D2 coffee press. How could Star Wars geekery not lay its stamp on French-style caffeine extraction? The cylindrical shape of the classic French press is perfect. And what...