The Fragment Smash & Bash Rage Room

$38 - $220 The Fragment Room »

For $220...and the cost of a trip to Singapore...you could enter The Fragment Room, and unleash 60 uninterrupted minutes of all-out rage. Smash the plates and vases. Bash in the monitor. Take a bat to the walls. Scream...

Full Face Snorkel Mask

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No pressure and no shots of salt water down the hatch. Tribord introduced full-face snorkel masks about 3 years ago, and if the number of copies--like this one--now in production are any indication, snorkelers approve...

The Periodic Table of Cocktails

$17.56 Amazon »

Here's some cocktail chemistry for those of us who aren't so interested in performing the cocktail chemistry. The Periodic Table of Cocktails lets mixed drink lovers geek out on the science behind and relationships between...

Fire Missiles Cigarette Lighter Button

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Fire Missiles. A cathartic button for your road rage and, ironically, a healthier insert for your car's cigarette lighter slot than a cigarette lighter. Oh no...wait. I just read the Fire Missiles button actually "functions...

The Perfect Shot Secure Decanter

The Perfect Shot is a lockable decanter that keeps thirsty hands off your hooch. But here's an interesting lemon twist: those thirsty hands can include your own...

Alessi Toothpaste Buckle Squeezer

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Alessi hasn't innovated the wheel, or even the toothpaste tube squeezer, with this silver Buckle that ekes out every last lump of minty freshness. But I haven't seen a design-centric company come out with such a shiny...

Flowered Fishnet Stockings

$109.99 - $349.89 Etsy »

My girlfriend says Lirika Matoshi's fishnets, handmade stockings with intricate flowers and other ethereal-nature-fairy elements woven in, are works of art. Yeah, I can see that. But what I mostly see is that the tights...

Amazon Echo Show

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Alexa! Show me the money! I don't know what will happen if you give an Amazon Echo Show that command; she'll probably be like, Sorry, I don't understand, which is pretty much her Echo audio version self's response to...

Insect Shield Outdoor Blanket

Discontinued

Remember Insect Shield? They created a military-approved treatment for gear and clothing that tells encroaching insects such as mosquitoes, ticks, flies, and fleas to bug off. You can now mail your clothing to them to...

The RowBike

$1,495 - $2,995 RowBike »

Before you start talkin' smack about the RowBike, I should let you know its creator, Scott Olson, also invented RollerBlades. RollerBlades. ... ... OK, now you can talk some smack about the RowBike...

Sword Keys

$11.99 The Key Armory »

It's dangerous to leave the house without a key! Take this set that will also serve as your sword and shield if the gangs...of ants...attack. The Key Armory stocks up fantasy and gaming fans' keychains with iconic swords...

BergHOFF Portable Table BBQ

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In addition to a charcoal fire basket and a pair of grill grates, BergHOFF's Table BBQ also has a Red Dot Design Award under its cork pad lid. Termed a "social grill" the portable cooker packs up like a small cooler--covered...

Odious Blocks Adult Party Game

Discontinued

At first I was stoked about Odious Blocks because I figured they were a Jenga tower game of or relating to Odie. Then, for once, I thought to fact check myself and discovered that "odious" is not an adjective for Jon...

AeroBull Speakers

$699 - $1,999 Jarre »

Jarre loves them some funky speakers (remember the AeroTwist?) Their AeroBulls go canine with sound system design, turning French bulldogs into in-house HD and rechargeable travel speakers whose bark, I'd imagine, far...

The WalkCar - Laptop-Sized Super Car

$1,280 Cocoa Motors »

Tokyo-based Cocoa Motors refers to its forthcoming WalkCar personal transporter as "the world's smallest car," and a "laptop-sized super car," and are you thinking what I'm thinking? Was something lost in translation...

RXBARs - Whole Food Protein Bars

$9.41 - $63.99 Amazon »

There are now as many kinds of protein bars in the grocery store as there are cereal, chips, and cookies. But unlike the second group, most of which I will eat by the trough, I find that the majority of protein bars Suck...

TinyScreen Video Game Kit

$74.95 Tiny Circuits »

The Tiny Arcade goes handheld. Tiny Circuits' TinyScreen Video Game Kit gives DIY gamers the chance to build their own miniature console. At the heart of the kit is the TinyDuino processor board, an Arduino Uno board...

Solar Egg - The Golden Egg Sauna

Holy Willy Wonka golden goose egg, Batman! Want to go for a sauna? Come on, you gotta be sore--and cold!--from battling Mr. Freeze and ziplining 700 yards on one arm back to the Batcave!...

Zoomable 60X Monocular & Smartphone Attachment

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Time for a family photo! Taken this year from 1/4 mile away with a Zoomable 60X Monocular and smartphone attachment! Hook the one-eyed magnifier up to your phone and take its zoom function to DSLR levels for capturing...

F**k. The Game

$13.99 Amazon »

Who would claim you can "get smarter while swearing at your friends?" F**kin' Australia, mates. F**k. The Game is an Aussie issue, and a mind trip of cards and colors and good ol' cussin' for us all. It's a spirited party...

8GB Digital Voice Recorder Pen

Discontinued

You don't need help figuring out all the shady and covert things you could use an 8GB Digital Voice Recorder Pen for. So instead I'll provide a non-shyster list of its potential applications...

MEEM Phone Charger & Automatic Backup Cable

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Crying Northwestern Kid from March Madness says, "What do you MEEM I just lost all 78 selfies I took last night?!" Sorry, dude, you gotta back that vanity up. Especially if you're gonna douse your phone in tears. Electronics...

The Extractor Bite & Sting Kit

$14.97 Amazon »

Stung by a bee? Bitten by a snake? Suck it up, son. Or rather, suction it up. With [cue appropriate vacuum pump music]...The Extractor!...

Jelly - The Smallest 4G Smartphone

$114.99 Amazon »

What is this, a smartphone for my smartphone? No? You mean I'm supposed to hold this Jelly, this...this...thing that's no bigger than a pack of peanut butter crackers, in my own giant manhands, and use it to talk and...