The Pocket Hammer Kit
Seen the Pocket Shot ultrafast slingshot before? This Pocket Hammer set adds a Hammer Handle for support and extra power, turning it into a formidable rubber rocket ready to fire off arrows for small game hunting or target...
Foot Anti Blister Balm
One thing I like about Foot Anti-Blister Balm is that it's frank and specific: one look at the roll and I know right where to put it. Which makes me think maybe I should invent some, like, tax return forms or spools of...
Willy Care Kit
If your name isn't William, and you don't need a gift for a dude named William, I can't imagine why you'd buy a Willy Care grooming kit. I mean, I know it's a common name and all, but are there really enough Willies out...
Le Labo Santal 26 Fragrance Diffuser
Le Labo says, "Sure, Thomas Edison gave us light, but he didn't include a nebulizer to transform our Santal 26 fragrance oil into a fine mist to spread both light and perfume into your home." Which is crazy because I...
Stinger USB Emergency Escape Tool
Ztylus says the Stinger is a USB car charger that can save your life. And not just figuratively when you're on your last 8% and get a very promising hit on Tinder. In addition to the dual USB ports fed by your car's cigarette...
Salt, Fat, Acid, Heat
Salt, Fat, Acid, Heat. Yep, I love me some of all of those things. But mastering them as elements of good cooking...that sounds like a job for my mama! Good thing I'll be needing a gift for her come Mother's Day on May...uh...May...something. I'll have to look that up later...
Height Adjustable Pot & Pan Organizer Rack
As much as I love the cacophony of all my pots and pans shifting, smashing, and tumbling when I crouch down and remove one from the kitchen cabinet, I can see why some might prefer their cookware in the tidy, partitioned...
KZ Gear Floating Sunglasses
KZ Gear Sunglasses are the kind of floaters you'll be thankful for in the water. The TAC polarized sunglasses provide your typical 100% UV protection, plus have a polymethylpentene (TPX) frame construction that reduces...
Mini CCTV Screw Camera
It's a screw cam! No, not that kind...well. What you use it for is up to you, I guess. But I'm calling it a screw cam because this miniature CCTV camera looks like the piece of hardware--a simple screw just minding its...
5-Toe Flip-Flops
These 5-toe flip-flops are made by Sazzi, and I know I sure can't think of a better word to describe them. Made with 10 separate, articulating toe platforms and a post (i.e., thong, tha-thong, thong, thong) to cordon...
Toothpick Crossbow
No computer, tablet, or phone needed to ping! your co-workers with this slick and stealthy mini crossbow. The palm-sized launcher loads up with toothpicks or Q-Tips, depending on how hard you want to let Dave three desks...
Mini Marimo Aquarium
Here's a tiny Marimo Aquarium for all of you insane adventurous people out there moving into tiny houses. Think of it as a housewarming gift. Except, uh, you'll need to buy it yourself. Even at the tiny prices Etsy shop...
CRKT Knives
Who wants to cut this hunk of hair caked with marshmallow creme, canned chili & vomit off my head? ... ... [CRKTs, CRKTs.]...
Robomow Robotic Lawn Mower
Robomow. Just another example of robots taking human jobs. Husbands and sons of the world, I hear your protests. I feel your outrage. I...wait. Actually, I don't hear or feel anything from the husbands and sons of the...
Kyosho RC Surfer
Can't catch a wave? Catch a break with the Kyosho RC Surfer 3. At 12.8" tall this remote controlled rider on his Lost board will try to make your time at the beach bitchin' even when the surf is too small to get out there...
Eye of Sauron Fire Pit
I bet this fire pit knows some good ghost stories. What I didn't bet was that Sauron moved his Dark Tower to Canada, where he and his Evil Eye now mostly roast marshmallows and try to taunt Canadians into saying something...
Basslet Wearable Subwoofer
The Basslet--conceived, I'll bet, when one of the creators at Lofelt had a 2-year-old kid who kept wanting him to look at her "bacelet"--is a wearable for those who crave to feel the beat of the rhythm of the night. It...
Mini Materials Ultimate Sample Kit
When your boss questions your productivity and asks for some more constructive contributions at the office...pull out a Mini Materials Ultimate Sample Kit and get to work...
Retro Thick Brick Cell Phone
I smell a gift for the grad comin' in hot! Giving an LBER KR999 classic thick brick cell phone to young whippersnappers is like giving them a piece of history to take with them into the future. It's a reminder of where...
T-Rex Skull Shower Head
He may be dead and decomposed, but that doesn't mean T-Rex isn't still capable of spewing the stink off you. Roman Mirskiy creates his T-Rex Skull Shower Heads on a 3D printer. They're all made from high-quality ABS plastic...
Darth Vader Engagement Ring
Marry me and come to the Dark Side! Come on, ladies, even in you're not into Darth Vader or Star Wars, you gotta indulge any man who presents you with a Vader helmet engagement ring. If for no other reason than the license...
Toe Separator Socks for Alignment & Relief
Mmm, spread those sexy toes wide! Not just for my benefit, but for your own. Whether you're into yoga, promoting blood circulation and relieving foot pain after a workout, or slowing down the growth of your bunion, the...
Radius Garden Root Slayer Shovel
Root Slayer. For hacking off and digging up those stubborn roots in the backyard. I think my girlfriend has some hair dye called Root Slayer too. It serves a slightly different function than the shovel you see here. Both...
Maglev Floating Globe
They say you should keep the Maglev world away from USB keys, media players, and computers. I'd say the same goes for our Earth world and many, many...many of the people living in it. In the Maglev's case, it's because...