Anki Overdrive: Fast & Furious Edition

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Anki OVERDRIVE goes Fast & Furious with its Toretto-tinted edition, set to start shipping later this month. If you're not familiar with the Anki gaming family, meet virtual REAL-ality. A simple car racing game in fundamental...

Ascending Evil Climbing Skeleton Wall Sculpture

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The Ascending Evil Climbing Skeleton Wall Sculpture is just in case you were curious what it would look like to throw a skeleton up against the wall in a hot blaze of passion and take it from behind. The arched back...

A Die Hard Christmas

$2.09 Amazon »

Yippee Ki Yay! A Die Hard Christmas: The Illustrated Holiday Classic is going to be on every kid's man's gift list this year. (Kids probably won't want it. They'll think the John McClane brand of killing and violence...

Vitruvian Man Action Figure

$69.99 Amazon »

A 4-armed, 4-legged Vitruvian Man action figure is going to be 4 times the fun to pose on my desk at work. And 4 times the trippy. In fact, factor in the naked and anatomically correct to his spider count of limbs, and...

Rocketbook Microwaveable Smart Notebooks

$31.99 - $34 Amazon »

Sorry, Miss Dunkelberg, my brother microwaved my homework. Rocketbook's Wave series of smart notebooks redefine students' excuses for missed assignments. If you write your essay on the pages of a Wave, your brother really...

FireWater Water Bottle & Lantern

$16.55 - $21.02 Amazon »

The FireWater Multi-Bottle from Seattle Sports combines a water bottle, a lantern, and a waterproof storage container into one collapsible and rechargeable piece of gear. Handy...

Star Wars Fitness Equipment

$64.95 - $199.95 Onnit »

If you weren't sweating the Dark Side before, one round with Onnit's Star Wars fitness equipment, and I guarantee you'll start. From kettlebell swings to hot yoga, Russian twists to Turkish getups, Onnit is injecting...

Rocket Air Blaster

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At first I was excited about the Rocket Air Blaster because I thought it was an updated version of the Stomp Rocket. Or maybe a handheld Stomp Rocket that shot its red lipstick right into my friend Cornelius' earhole...

The Complaint Department Grenade Sign

$18.59 Amazon »

When I saw this "Complaint Department" sign with a "Please take a number" directive pointing right at the pin of a grenade, I first assumed it was meant for the office. I know my boss would sure like to have one...

Star Wars 3D DIY Metal Sculptures

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I know it's early, but these Star Wars 3D DIY Metal Sculptures have "stocking stuffer" written all over them. The iconic characters and Rebel / Empire ship models are sculptures waiting to happen too, so they arrive packed...

TUMI CFX Southington Carbon Fiber Backpack

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It's not bulletproof, but TUMI's Southington Backpack does have a carbon fiber construction and ID Lock features strong enough to protect your tech and gear from the dangers of the daily commute...

Programmable Mouse Jiggler

$26.26 Amazon »

It's a professional jiggler! No, not Santa Claus. No. Not a stripper. This is a Mouse Jiggler. And it's got nothing to do with bellies and boobies. Though, like the belly and boobie jigglers, the Mouse Jiggler is here...

The Night King Mask

Composite Effects' Night King mask is the most recent addition to their Game of Thrones White Walker collection. Previously we saw one of the Night King's long-haired, extra-wrinkly cohorts. Both are designed to produce...

Pumpkin Spice Spray-On Spice

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I've been waiting to show you this can of Pumpkin Spice Spray-On Spice. Waiting for the season of PSL, and Pumpkin Spice everything else, to arrive. My coffee run this morning confirmed it has. Pumpkin Spice Lattes, Pumpkin...

Pencil Time Pencils

Do you know what time it is? ... It's Mother Fucking Pencil Time! Going back to school? It's Mother Fucking Pencil Time! Leaving the kids a list of chores? It's Mother Fucking Pencil Time! Filling out your order at Umami...

SaberLight Flameless Plasma Beam Lighter

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Now that plasma beam, or Tesla coil lighters, are no longer new and thrilling, SaberLight has a different approach to selling you on these rechargeable flameless lighters: a big, fat sale...

Finger Cymbals

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Finger cymbals are going to be the next big thing for football season, plus sports fans and concert goers in general. They're like a less obnoxious cowbell - the refined man's cowbell. And like a cowbell, finger cymbals...

Bandit9 Dark Side Motorcycle

$32k Bandit9 »

I wonder if Bandit9's Dark Side has cookies. Only 9 people on earth will truly find out, as that's the number of bikes the Saigon-based custom motorcycle shop will build as part of this very limited edition...

HUDWAY Glass Heads-Up Navigation Display

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The HUDWAY Glass is a window to your soul. OK, slight exaggeration. The HUDWAY Glass is a window to a very tiny part of your soul: your favorite head-up display (HUD) mobile app. This projection device pairs with your...

Punchable USB-Connected Enter Key Pillow

$19.99 Amazon »

Need to blow off some stress? Just hit Enter. Hard. This USB-connected Enter Key Pillow redefines what it means to punch a QWERTY key. In the best, best possible way. Hook the oversized, tetromino-style pillow into a...

Icky Stick Smooth Smoking Hand Pipe

$29.99 - $39.99 Icky »

I don't like the Icky Stick just because I get a kick out of its branding schtick. I mean, that's the biggest reason, but so too am I interested in this hand pipe's claim that it has been "specially designed to provide...

Jeri-Rigg Tie-Downs

$15.95 - $21.95 Amazon »

Jeri-Rigg your whole life with this multi-functional tie-down / anchor point / attachment point / strap straight outta Chassell, Michigan. The Jeri-Rigg system pairs with securing tools such as bungee cords, tie-down...

Silicone Suction Lids

$7.95 - $15.65 Amazon »

Someone with a very...very high opinion of these silicone suction storage lids calls them "one part rocket scientist, and two parts supermodel." Uh. What? Not that turning the cups and bowls you just used into instant...

Populele Smart Ukulele

$179 - $229 Popuband »

You can uke it put your app into it. The Populele calls itself the world's first smart ukulele, and while I'm not sure anyone is going to rush to become the world's second smart ukulele, if you're the strummin' type this...