Octopus Shower Caddy

$32.95 Amazon »

The Octopus Shower Caddy is for all of us and for everywhere. Kids and adults, dorms and McMansion master baths, those whose homes are already filled with cephalopods, and those still bereft of a single one. Look at this...

NFL Football Teams' Greatest Plays Slate Coasters

Discontinued

These football plays will go down in history as their NFL teams' greatest, and the slate coasters they're printed on will go down on your table as a barrier between your fine oak and your sweaty can of Bud. The 4-deep...

The Happy Sit Kit

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No, I didn't make a typo. It's called "The Happy Sit Kit," not "The Happy Shit Kit," but, yes, I agree. It should definitely be called "The Happy Shit Kit." At least if this travel case of toiletries indeed does what...

Giveaway Closed

Giveaway: Liquid Metal "Terminator" Watch

I'll be bahhck...at 2 p.m. Track the countdown to Termination, keep yourself running on time, or just get hypnotized by the droplets of Metallium gliding around your clock face. Click here and enter to win a Terminator-inspired...

STCKBLS Stackable & Expandable BBQ Grill System

$325 - $399 STCKBLS »

The guys who created STCKBLS could be equal parts foodie and roadie. Their new stackable, modular BBQ grill system looks like a tower of amps coming in, and cooks like a gas grill turned up to eleven...no, twelve thousand...

Keytendo Video Game Console Key Holder

Discontinued

Somewhere between way too much and not nearly enough geek lies the Keytendo, an NES-themed key holder, and your Goldilocks gift for a geek...

Chucky Bath Bomb

I know this Chucky Bath Bomb looks spherical, but take caution while using it. I can almost guarantee you there are some pointy edges hiding in there somewhere...

Memory Foam Rug Pads

$59.99 - $316.54 Amazon »

Clearly, the forces behind Rug Pad USA came up with the idea for a memory foam rug pad while jumping on the bed. Heyyyy, this cushion o' body-conforming comfort feels pretty good on my feet and toeses too...

Spaghetti Monster Colander

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Pastafarians, Flying Spaghetti Monster sympathizers, people who just enjoy a good googly-eyed car emblem, I hope you're hungry! For your deity has appeared to me in colander form. He says he wants to live in your kitchen...

Off Grid Survival Axe Elite

$30.56 - $35.32 Amazon »

Off Grid Tools' Survival Axe Elite is a more compact and finely-tuned version of the company's original multi-tool, the Trucker's Friend. (It's also an updated version of itself, formerly called the Lil' Trucker.) The...

Door-Ease Lube Stick

$4.49 Amazon »

I haven't tried this Door-Ease Lube Stick yet - and I understand it's been around for years - but it caught my eye because my condo has those space-saving (i.e., cheap-ass) bi-fold doors installed on all the closets...

Dripping Glass Jellyfish Sculptures

Daniela Forti creates these sick jellyfish sculptures and sculptural tables that I would definitely break within 5 minutes of owning using a glassworking technique called glass fusion, and a physics technique called gravity...

F*ck, That's Delicious

$15.22 Amazon »

When I see the title F*ck, That's Delicious, all I can think of are the words, "Mm-hmm! This is a tasty burger!" I wonder if Action Bronson uses Jules Winnfield, or the Jules Winnfield talking action figure, as inspiration...

Amazingly Accurate Tomato Slicer

$7.54 Amazon »

Convince anyone you're an Olympic tomato wrangler with the Arc "Amazingly Accurate" Tomato Slicer! I don't know how often you need to segment out one of the juicy vegeta-fruits, but for me it's...eh, not that often. Maybe...

Zone Tech Cooling Car Seat Cushion

Discontinued

The key to the Zone Tech Cooling Car Seat Cushion's effectiveness: fan placement. I haven't even used one myself, but one look at where that little 12V fan at the bottom of the seat is pointed and I know my boys will...

ShooAway Chemical Free Fly Repellent

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When you're tired of flapping fingers and fly swatters, try a different style of shoo-away. The ShooAway fly repellent does what your hands, handhelds, and handy noxious strips cannot: it deters bugs from buzzing near...

Artisan Dry Cured Meats Charcuterie Starter Kit

$34.99 Amazon »

While most of the charcuterie I've had from stores and in restaurants has been stupidly expensive, stingily portioned snob food, I usually overlook its hoity toity characteristics on account of the fact that it's also...

HuMn Mini Wallet

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The HuMn Mini is like a little s'mores wallet. Except black. And inedible. Just slightly larger than the average credit card, HuMn epitomizes minimalist design without sacrificing durability and security. The wallet uses...

Shonin Streamcam Wearable Personal Security Camera

$169 - $259 Shonin »

Who wants their very own cloud-connected bodycam? The Shonin Streamcam is a forthcoming wearable personal security camera that records goings-on in hi-res video and, via WiFi or cellular SIM, saves it directly to the...

SureFlap Microchip Pet Door

$150 - $170.99 Amazon »

Tired of the neighbor's cat Willard and his local gang of raccoons letting themselves in your dog door to clean you out of tuna fish and play poker at your kitchen table? Lock them out with SureFlap's Microchip Pet Door...

The Nugget Micro Home

This cute little Nugget might be bigger than your kid, but...not by much. Modern Tiny Living's first micro home checks in at a mere 102 square feet and 4,500 pounds and...OK, fine. That's a lot bigger than your kid...

28-Port MondoHub

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Jay Leno collects cars, Angelina Jolie collects knives, and you collect...USB cables. So. Many. USB Cables. Well, say thanks to MondoHub because now you have somewhere to plug them in. All at once. Side by side. The high-capacity...

Trezor the Bitcoin Safe - Hardware Bitcoin Wallet

$99.99 - $129.95 Amazon »

Bitcoin. It's nice work if you can get it. And if you get it...best keep that golden cryptocurrency safe from computer viruses and malware. Keyloggers and hackers. Your snooping friend Cornelius. Trezor, a hardware bitcoin...

Robo R2 High Performance Smart 3D Printer

Discontinued

As you'd imagine from their similarity in name, the Robo R2 3D and the Droid R2-D2 have much in common. While the former cannot boop-beep-beep-bee-boop and engage you in deep conversation like the latter, both printer...