Why do I need a motion activated paper towel dispenser? No reason that comes to my mind. She-Ra: Princess of Power, however, says: BBQ ribs; chicken wings; greasy pizza fingers; and Flamin' Hot Cheetos dust. She said...

Oooh, a sextet of high-speed USB chargers on top of one another? Sounds Kinkoo. Each of the USBs in the Kinkoo 40W 6-port charging station outputs a speedy 2.4 amps, and an overall total of 8 amps. Ports can also intelligently...

Don't just juice your lemons, Lemoniere them with this watering can lemon juicer. 9 out of 10 horticulturists prefer it to electric juicers, reamers, and other citrus extraction tools...

While I'd often like to toss other people's babies to the Sarlacc, I wonder how many parents will want a Sarlacc baby pillow and lounger for their own infant. It's kind of morbid and distasteful and...ah, what am I saying?...

A Dumpsty Dumpster is a real steel desktop-sized dumpster for you to throw all the shit you get from your boss / wife / mama in. It even comes with authentic dumpster warning sign magnets and 2 rubber lids in your choice...

Eating straight from the jar approved! The FridgeFork condiment fork is simultaneously going to piss off and please my fiancee. She'll be irritated that Chef'n has developed a utensil that encourages me to stand with...

It's called the 212cc Mini Bike, but Monster Moto swears their rugged off-roader is "bigger and beefier" and really "not-so-mini" at all. Which makes me wonder why they named it the 212cc Mini Bike instead of the Bigger...

I doubt this retro TV smartphone screen magnifier will allow Mama & Pops to toss out their reading glasses, but in enlarging their Android or iPhone screens to 2 to 4 times original size, they'll at least now be able...

Peleg Design calls their PenPOW pencil-mounted slingshot "your secret weapon against boredom." And since we all know boredom runs rampant in classrooms and cubicles, we should probably take this opportunity to protect...

I do like that the Micro-Pop microwave popcorn popper is clearly of a size that indicates its contents are all for me. My concern is, in its attempt to keep others' hands out, the Micro-Pop opening was designed such that...

Baby it's...beyond cold outside. Polar Seal is a forthcoming line of heated tops whose built-in warming elements are designed to heat you to a level of comfort (or at least negative temp bearability) in just 10 seconds...

Brian Marshall's hand carved drinking horns remind us how much artistic talent is out there, and how much Dry January sucks. Sure, I could order a Where the Gods Live drinking horn now and use it as a reward for completing...

Aqua Training Bags bring punching and kicking to the masses. The pros too. Whether you're in MMA training or just looking to add boxing to your gym or home fitness routine, this water-filled bag is kind of a genius piece...

The Flame Flicker makes a roaring fire (thumbs up.) A roaring LED fire (meh, thumbs down.) A roaring LED fire inside a lightbulb (huh? Thumbs...neutral, but ears ready to hear more.)...

Unofficial LEGO meets unofficial Ferris Bueller's Day Off in Citizen Brick's stellar Minifig set. To maintain unofficialness, they call it the "Teenage Car Thieves" Minifig set, but you, me, and Ed Rooney can smell that...

If the tires make the scooter, then yep, this is a Phat Scooter. The Phatty and Phatty Sport are all-electric scooters that swear on a double bacon double cheeseburger topped with onion rings and a fried egg their performance...

You'll earn any meal you cook on the Swedish Fire Torch, a grill assembled with a sectioned stainless steel plate, a set of stabilizing rods, and a log split into quarters. The quarter splitting comes courtesy of you...

It's no Rolex watch, but wearing this chunk of light and time on your wrist could prove to be even more valuable in the long run. The digital watch has built-in CREE LEDs that won't just illuminate your display, but also...

The Schwinn Classic Cruiser indoor bicycle puts a cherry on top of your New Year's resolutions with its authentic retro style. It's a little cutesy for a piece of exercise equipment, but if nostalgia for times gone by...

The Math Dial Watch rings in the New Year not with a 12, not with a midnight, and not with Alexa's response to, "What time is it?" For all the numbers nerds out there, the Math Dial Watch has a formula for your 2018...

FiberFix isn't made out of steel, but with a claimed 100 times the holding power of duct tape, this wraparound adhesive is just about as strong. Post-application, it hardens like steel too. In about 10 minutes. You need...