Death Star Popcorn Popper

$59.99 Amazon »

Luke, if you want popcorn with your Netflix & Chill, better go ahead and let this Death Star do the thing it was made for. In a strange twist on deadly weapons, the Death Star Popcorn Popper is here to do good, transforming...

Handmade Skull Shaving Brush

$130 Etsy »

One Skull Shaving Brush here to help you wipe that stubble...and that smile...and that skin and tissue right off your face. Handmade in Italy by Goth Chic Accessories, this wicked brush foams shaving cream and paints...

Extra Large Extra Chunky Knit Blanket

$690 Etsy »

As the great Sloth once said, I love you, Chunk! And I do. Love these extra large, extra chunky knit blankets. All wool and cozy. All bedspread- and Super-Mario-Bros.-3-Giant-Land-size. My only concern is that ESENIQUE...

Laswell Personal Carry Fire Extinguisher

Laswell's FF200 is a fire extinguisher the size of a bottle of shower gel, designed specifically for personal carry on a belt, or storage in your pack, kitchen drawer, or glove box. And while not as cool looking as AFO's...

Unstable Unicorns Party Game

$20 Amazon »

Would you trade your friends for an army...of unicorns? Unstable Unicorns invites players to do just that while playing its strategic card game "about everyone's two favorite things: Destruction and Unicorns."...

Balance Chair Golf Core Swing Training Stool

Tiger's return to the Masters. All thanks, I'll bet, to grueling hours spent on this little nugget: the Balance Chair Golf Core Swing Training Stool. Looking like a cross between a Helmfon and a Weeble Wobble, the Balance...

I rounded up some of the best BBQ gadgets out there and took them to my grill. And I said, "Hey grill, how you doin'? BBQ season is so close I can taste the smoked brisket and wet-rubbed pork - you ready to start cookin' up some fine food babies with your pitmaster?" And my grill, she blushed a charcoal-ember...

Muse Auto: Alexa Voice Assistant for Cars

Sold Out Amazon »

Ahhh, my Alexa, my muse. Nothing comes between me and my Amazon Echo. Except, like, leaving the house. At least that's how it used to be, back before Muse Auto arrived to keep the (figurative, Bluetooth) cord connected...

The Big Bang Pistol Set

$4.5 million Cabot Guns »

Cabot Guns has forged a few big bangs into its Big Bang Pistol set. The matched left and right pair of 1911s aren't just two of a kind, the only two Cabot has and will ever build (bang!), they're two of a kind made entirely...

Beverage Bobber Floating Drink Holder

$13.99 - $17.99 Amazon »

In addition to summer, pool bars, and the good life, the Beverage Bobber Floating Drink Holder reminds me of The Beach Boys. Specifically, The Beach Boys' song "Barbara Ann," which my mama used to listen to on repeat...

Game Boy Alarm Clock

Discontinued

I dream about the good ol' days, and now I can wake up to them too with the Game Boy Alarm Clock, a new Nintendo issue that rouses sleepers from their slumbers with the sounds of Super Mario Land...

Festo BionicFlyingFox

At first I was like, this BionicFlyingFox looks more like a BionicFlyingBat to me, what is this, an April Fool's joke? Then I took the time to read about Festo's take on a semi-autonomous drone, and saw that some bats...

Backcountry Bites - Outdoor Drone Meal Delivery Service

Backcountry Bites is a drone-based outdoor meal delivery service hitting the scene - be it the woods, the beach, or the middle of the desert - today. Don't want to weigh down your pack with freeze-dried beef stroganoff...

3D Unicorn Underwear

$45 Etsy »

I bet if Juvenile saw these 3D Unicorn Underwear from Knicker Rocker he would think twice before telling the ladies to back that azz up. The panties are quite the statement piece, combining dreamy, fantastical unicorns...

Jurassic World Dinosaur Detection System

$18.99 ThinkGeek »

I'm not sure how it's taken this long to add a Dinosaur Detection System to the home safety product sphere, but muchas danke to ThinkGeek for realizing how dangerous and prehistoric its absence was. Their model is modeled...

Star Wars Darth Vader Stovetop Tea Kettle

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Luuuuuke! I boil your water! The Darth Vader tea kettle would be better if it were high-speed electric, and even better than that if it were powered by Bogan, but the sturdy vessel for hot beverage fixin' is still pretty...

The Dude's Rug Cutting Board

$50 - $65 Etsy »

Obviously, The Dude's Rug cutting board will really tie your kitchen together. And beyond that, this slab of cherry covered in a Persian rug motif is truly a sight to behold...

DUN Wallet - World's Thinnest Leather Billfold

$69 Amazon »

Got a big fat fattie...wallet? DUN DU-DUN DUN! Be careful, my friend, because that billfold stuffed large with taco truck loyalty cards and receipts from Trader Joe's is just gonna keep growing. Pulsing. Bulging at the...

The Samurai Steamroller Pipe

$45.99 Samurai Blaze »

Shredder says they named their glass and metal pipe the Samurai Steamroller because, "Much like the armor once worn by the Japanese Samurai, our products are designed to outlast any competition." So, not because it's...

Ombraz Unbreakable, Armless Sunglasses

$140 - $160 Ombraz »

Though Ombraz sunglasses are pronounced Ohm-bruhs, don't let their inclusion of the sound bruh kill your interest in them. Because Ombraz actually do two very un-douchey things to sunglasses. One, they remove the snappabble...

Robotic Ski Exoskeleton

$2k - $2,500 Roam Robotics »

Roam Robotics' forthcoming Robotic Ski Exoskeleton isn't here to superpower your skis, it's here to superpower your knees! The leg braces latch on at the top of your thighs, and extend with an accordioned hinge down behind...

Hover-1 Cruze Footpad-Controlled Electric Skateboard

Discontinued

The Hover-1 Cruze says it's got the world's first patent for a skateboard with power-assist technology. In other words, it's an electric skateboard with a 150W motor you control entirely with your feet...

Bosch Inline Demolition Hammer

$999 Amazon »

If you thought you knew pounding before, the Bosch Inline Demolition Hammer would like to redefine the word for you. Its design accommodates both horizontal and vertical concrete demo applications at 17 ft.-lbs of impact...

FIXD OBD-II Active Car Health Monitor

$39.99 Amazon »

The FIXD OBD-II is a sort-of mechanic and sort-of babysitter for your car. So I guess it's more like a vehicular personal assistant. Or your mama. The active car health monitor plugs into most any post-1996, gas-powered...