Eisberg Mountain Wine Decanter

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The Eisberg wine decanter represents an interesting metaphor. With its snowcapped mountain rising out of the base of the aerating chamber, a decanter filled with your 2008 Cab puts you at the summit of your climb. Which...

Force Flyers DIY Building Block Drones

$49.99 Force Flyers »

They're no drivable LEGO Bugatti Chiron, but Force Flyer's building block drones are still DIY projects that will leave you with a sense of satisfaction and LEGO pride in your handiwork upon completion. The flying (and...

2019 Dragon Sex Wall Calendar

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It seems I've been neglectful in my dragon sex updates, missing 3 years' worth of Dragon Sex Wall Calendar releases! These pages haven't seen any good dragon sex since Kelsey Todd's 2015 edition of the hottest date tracker...

ECCO EXOSTRIKE Dyneema Edition Hiking Boots

$300 ECCO »

ECCO has upgraded their funky, street-style EXOSTRIKE line of hiking boots with Dyneema bonded leather uppers. As ECCO is a company out of Denmark, I wonder if "Dyneema" is Danish for "World's! Strongest! Leather!" Because...

Bones the English Butler Cocktail Table

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Have a seat. Take a load off. Rest your weary bones, and let this happy bag of bones bring you a drink. With Bones the English Butler it's always service with a smile...

Zombie Bodysuit Halloween Costume

$125 Etsy »

And thanks to the Zombie Bodysuit's Italian Lycra construction, when Halloween is over, ladies, you can wear the sexy sweat-wicker to the gym, and be the sassiest spinner in Soul Cycle or most spirited hip shaker in Zumba...

Star Wars Stormtrooper Samsung POWERbot Vacuum

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The Stormtrooper Samsung POWERbot Vacuum is a self-driving machine. It navigates using Samsung's Visionary Mapping Plus and Full View 2.0 sensor, which the company says allow it to follow and optimal cleaning path and...

Fenik Yuma Cooler - Ice- & Electricity-Free Fridge

$120 - $140 Kickstarter »

The Fenik Yuma Cooler is about to make evaporative cooling a whole lot cooler. Designed as an eco-friendly refrigeration solution for areas without easy access to electricity and ice, the cooler is able to keep perishables...

Know what a Tarantula Dog Halloween costume means? Not four, not eight, but twelve furry legs scampering across the floor, wreaking havoc, and climbing up (well, humping) your leg this year...

Sprout Plantable Graphite Pencils

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It might not be the requisite #2, but using a Sprout Pencil will still help you ace at least one exam: the one that challenges you to grow some basil or forget-me-nots out of your graphite pencil...

Tyrion Lannister Mask

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Neck-down complications might prevent you from truly fooling anyone, but this ultra-realistic Tyrion Lannister mask will at least transform your face and head into the man, the myth, the imp who drinks and knows things...

IHOPS - Pumpkin Pancake Stout Beer from IHOP

Ye who thought Pumpkin would never find a better mate than Spice Latte, check out IHOPS, the new Pumpkin Pancake Stout beer from IHOP. Ha! I see your venti tastes-like-fall coffee drink, and raise you 16 ounces of baking...

The Journey Pipe

$29.99 - $59.99 The Journey Pipe »

The road is long, but the journey is...totally chill with a nice fat bowl packed into your Journey Pipe...

Dice Tower

October 1, 2018 Update: Original listing creator Molten Plastic appears to have removed his/her Dice Tower designs from Thingverse. The current link leads to another set of plans from Lau 85...

The Good Neighbor: The Life and Work of Fred Rogers

$21.98 Amazon »

Like a good neighbor, Fred Rogers was there. Every day, with a cardigan to wear and a lesson to share. Way before you and all your fake teleportation and spontaneous manifestation of sandwiches and giant stuffed pandas...

LUNAR AR Moon Models

$67 - $164 Amazon »

They might not be hot Targaryen Dragon Queens, but a LUNAR Moon Model could still make a worthy Yer Jalan Atthirari Anni. Moon of My Life. AstroReality's series of replicas are all 0.006mm per pixel-resolution 3D-printed...

Bosuns Nautical Whistle Brass Keychain

$7.65 Amazon »

Well, if you're looking to Captain von Trapp your children you will definitely need a Bosuns Whistle keychain. If not, maybe you'll just like this little nautical trinket as a shiny - 100% brass shiny! - new piece of...

Shiftpod Recreation & Survival Shelters

$699 - $1,699 Advanced Shelter Systems »

Think of Shiftpods as tents on Dark-Out super composite fabric. It's the steroids of the outdoor shelter world. Shiftpods are quick-pitch geodesic domes made with synthetic down thermal insulation and ultra-reflective...

Snittens - The Original Snot Mittens

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First there were mittens, then there were Shittens, and now there are Snittens. Mittens sewn with soft and luxurious fabrics able to absorb 28 times their weight in tears and snot, so the next time you're out in the cold...

Miso Muddler

$16.99 Amazon »

Miso thick. Miso lumpy. Miso in need of a Miso Muddler. You can use this double-ended, globe-shaped take on a whisk the same as you would your standard issues, to beat eggs and mix up salad dressings, but UchiCook has...

Ah, a chance to get inside another man's head. Or lady's. Actually, the Lady Lost Souls Gothic Skull Chairs are made 4" bigger in diameter to accurately depict real male-female skull ratios. On average ladies' skulls are 10% larger than men's to accommodate their larger brains and exponentially higher...

iChargerlock - Apple iPhone Charger & Cord Lock

Discontinued

Let's be clear: when iChargerlock talks about iPhone charger and cord theft like it's an epidemic running rampant through society, they mostly mean the society that exists inside your house. Your kids snatching the charger...

Kano Harry Potter Coding Kit - Build a Wand

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Kano has been making computer build and coding kits for a few years now, but this introduction of Harry Potter into the lineup might be the first to cast the Kano spell over a young audience beyond those kids already...

Skullduggery Skeleton Toilet Brush

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I wonder what this skull did while he was living to get the sentence of cleaning toilets in his afterlife. Probably went over to his buddy's place and made a beeline for the bathroom after downing a wad of sausages with...