If the Admiral is anything, the Admiral is organized. This Houndsbay dresser valet and jewelry box for men comes with enough pockets, slots, lids, and drawers to keep all your EDC contained and primed for grabbing on...

Add The Aviary Cocktail Book to the list of the best coffee table books for men. The Aviary is a critically acclaimed Chicago cocktail bar owned by Grant Achatz, also the man behind Chicago's critically acclaimed restaurant...

If nothing else, the Studenglass Gravity Pipe at least appears to have Seth Rogen's hack of approval. According to a video the actor posted on his Instagram account, hitting the bong produced a delightful 25-minute coughing...

Lemons and limes and oranges, beware the kraken! OTOTO's OCTO octopus citrus reamer further drives, drills, and burrows home the design studio's creativity when it comes to reimagining beloved plants, animals, and mythical...

Swatch points out their MAXI wall clocks are the only Swatch timepieces you cannot wear on your wrist. And that, spanning 6'11" top-to-bottom, "they're even taller than you!" Uh, unless you're Tacko Fall. Or Yao Ming...

New to my list of Things That Make You Go Awww: the Beretta Signal Set, a 2mm pinfire gun that, despite its miniature status, shoots more than just a flag that says Bang!...

Think a scorned woman led to the invention of the Firevase fire extinguisher? You brought me flowers to make up for cheating on me?! [Picks up vase and heaves it towards man. Vase crashes against wall, contents splay...

Jody Atkins must have a hundred different bow tie cat collars available in her Bella Loves Alex Etsy shop, and in her hundred-times-four product photos, it's the same 2 cats modeling all of them. Those poor bastards...

Somewear out there / beneath a satellite / someone's thinking of me / and texting me from the Dolomites. The Somewear Global Hotspot gives smartphones with satellite connectivity access to text messaging, GPS, and a chat...

The animals gathered to discussed how best to help the humans. Eyes rolled as the whales spooned, teeth clenched as the hedgehog grated, and then. Then the hamster spoke...

RepliCade's Insert Coin Keychain is like this Arcade Belt Buckle, but maybe less offensive when you shove it someone's face to show off your new purchase. Like the pants bauble, the retro keychain is an authentic, 1:1...

Kit Kat monster twins? With googly eyes, sharky teeth, and legs?! Sounds like nom, nom, nom, only the other way around. They're called KillKats, and not just because they're Evil Wafers (in Demonic Possession!) Also because...

Need a little salt on your brontosaurus steak? Continue the prehistoric gastronomic experience with some ancient Himalayan rock salt grated fresh from the rasp of the Rivsalt. Kikkerland's tableside (or over-the-pot)...

Tovolo's line of 3D ice pop molds spans the ages, the tall tales, and the bloodlust with representation from all your favorite creatures and pop culture darlings. The silicone molds come with 4 slots of 4 different shapes...

KNNOX's is a lighter fit for James Bond. James Bond the Sean Connery years, given its sleek mid-century modern aesthetic. The Lighter is a throwback in design alone, though. London-based KNNOX debuted the piece in July...

Hammer it home with titanium, and Stiletto Tools says you'll be able to swing, pound, and nail down your building projects and home repairs for hours on end with significantly less hand fatigue and risk of carpal tunnel...

Green Life Technologies calls its Chug N' Plug a "revolutionary tool" for shotgunning your beer. And earlier today I read about how a bottom-dispensing gas can was "revolutionary" from the makers of SureCan. So. Chugging...

Are you yanking my pull start cord, SureCan? Don't tell me this is some sort of early April Fuel's joke. I've been waiting years for an innovation in gas cans!...

Batman must have seen the signal. The Apple signal projected high in the sky, beseeching protection for their 2nd gen AirPods. While the Dark Knight declined to fight off slips, drops, and downpours personally, he did...

Haeyo Mayo, 'eh? Now that looks like an April Fool's joke waiting to happen. It might not even be on purpose. A haircare product packaged in a squeeze bottle that looks exactly like the craft batch stuff my wife buys...

Go NBA, NCAA, or streetball with the Swish Portable Basketball Hoop. The backpack-style game gear includes a backboard and full-size, 18" rim with net, plus a regulation basketball, so you can launch pickup games and...

The LoadHandler is a truck bed unloader for DIYers who don't want do-it-yourself to turn into D'oh! I yanked my back all funny...

Be the scariest / dreamiest / quackiest creature in the water with a set of Stand Up Floats' creature inflatables strapped to your stand up paddleboard. The Shark, Unicorn, Duck, Swan, and Whale pieces even serve purposes...