A collection of stuff to help you poop isn't the most Dudely list or gift guide I've put together for you (though it might be the most Dadly.) But I bet my suggestions for getting your shit creek flowing, plus taking care of the bathrooms and public space where you let it loose, will end up being...

HeadLimes Clip-On Citrus Squeezers

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HeadLimes, citrus squeezers you can clip onto your beverage bottle, glass, or plastic cup, seem like they could make a Top 20 list of the year's most unnecessary inventions. Is it really that hard to use your fingers...

Ordine Wall-Mounted Induction Cooktop

Adriano Design goes way out of the Ordine-ary with this wall-mounted induction cooktop, a piece they developed for Italian kitchen hood and range manufacturer Fabita. An elegant, modern aesthetic and space-saving installation...

August 2019 was all about a little D and a little mystery. We launched our What Is It? series, posts of head-scratching products paired with a few hints about their use. Readers can take a minute to mull them over and guess what they're looking at, or exhibit the attention span of a 21st century...

Scorpion Fantasy Knife

Discontinued

Who gets slashed worse in the presence of the Scorpion Fantasy Knife, the person on the receiving end of its 12 stainless steel blades, or the person wielding them? I classified this stabber & stinger as a cosplay piece...

Harow Orbital Sofa

Harow goes on about how their Orbital Sofa takes inspiration from space stations, or orbital stations, and specifically the International Space Station launched in 1998. The sofa, plus its armchair version, supposedly...

Norwegian Wood

$15.79 Amazon »

Lars Mytting's Norwegian Wood: Chopping, Stacking, and Drying Wood the Scandinavian Way has sold over 200,000 copies in Norway and Sweden. The book is both a rustic's and manly man's guide to using your 2 hands to generate...

JABII Bluetooth-Connected Boxing Game

$125 Jabii »

Like Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots? Don't just play them, become one with JABII. JABII is an interactive boxing boxing game combining elements of real-life fighting - via the soft 'n' safe JABII extendable arm - with the digital...

The Chiller Iceless Beverage Cooler

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Triple-fist it and keep all 3 of your drinks icy cold with The Chiller. Described as a "portable beverage refrigerator" The Chiller's walls are lined with gel that, when frozen overnight, creates a koozie of cold that...

Under Desk Hammock

The Under Desk Hammock from Uplift Desk certainly solves the problems of how and where to take a nap at work. As for the why - you'll have to justify that one yourself...

Domio Helmet Audio System

$199 Domio »

The Domio Moto helmet audio system is here to add more vibes, and vibrations, to your ride. Designed not as a motorcycle helmet insert, but an externally mounted sound system, the Domio Moto transfers its audio to your...

Breo Scalp Mini Waterproof Head Massager

$69.99 - $89.99 Amazon »

The Breo Scalp Mini can't possibly deliver the level of head massage that my wife can. Or my hairdresser, for that matter. But it does have some key features, such as the ever-eager and indefatigable nature of a machine...

WineBlock Red Wine Stain Preventing Lip & Teeth Balm

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Wine-stained teeth - and clothes, and carpets - have plenty of products focused on them, and the removal of the red devil from those places that make it a buzzkill. WineBlock sets itself apart as a prevention of, rather...

PEGASI 2 - SAD Light Therapy Glasses

$149.99 Amazon »

The last day of summer is a sad day for everyone, but for some, that transition into fall, and then the gloom of winter, is even sadder. SAD sadder. PEGASI's second edition Smart Light Therapy Glasses endeavor to help...

Lampuga Air Inflatable Jetboard

It seems surfers have mixed feelings about motorized surfboards, and the Lampuga Air is indeed a motorized surfboard. Jetboard, if you're gettin' fancy. But more than a tool for the skilled and a means of becoming one...

The Thinking Egg Mindfulness Tool

$16 Amazon »

You want how much for an egg? It's not even full-size, and won't make a single Benedict. It can't double as a personal pleasure device either. And despite being called The Thinking Egg, this oblong palm buddy can't think...

AuraGlow LED Teeth Whitening Kit

$48 Amazon »

With AuraGlow your teeth will glow, and then they'll glow. This teeth whitening kit combines the active-ingredient-goo of white strips with the mouthpiece-style tray of whitening offerings from dentists' offices, and...

Edge of Belgravia Arondight Chef Knife Set

$149.99 Amazon »

So, uh, does this Arondight Chef Knife Set come with the red cabbage knife block, Edge of Belgravia? 'Cause that's pretty much the selling point (yuk, yuk, yuk) for me...

Personalized Freak Masks

$15.99 - $73.99 Firebox.com »

While Firebox will personalize these Freak Masks with your own face, or the face in any photo you upload and send them, I smell a branding opportunity here for hip-hop artist Ski Mask the Slump God. Ski masks of Ski Mask...

Wembley Smacktastic Game

Discontinued

The Wembley Smacktastic Game is like Russian Roulette with whipped cream. Or shaving cream. Meringue. Chocolate Mousse. Bodily fluids. A take on the ever-popular pie-in-the-face games played at carnivals - well, at least...

Tile Mat Customizable Doormat

$70 - $95 Letterfolk »

If you're gonna be a doormat, may as well be a Tile doormat that can say whatever the F it wants! The Tile Mat is a fully customizable, and infinitely changeable, floor mat consisting of a white snap-in backing and black...

Off-Road Air Opus Pop-Up Camper

$26k - $31k Opus »

The Off-Road Air Opus is British RV brand Opus' newest addition to its inflatable folding camper family. Available beginning September 2019, the more rugged upgrade to the Air Opus trailer adds "total off grid freedom...

OP-1 Portable Synthesizer

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When it comes to synthesizers, the OP-1 is a portable powerhouse...that you'll pay for. The mini synth from Teenage Engineering is a hefty investment for budding DJs, musicians, and music producers, but one that will...

1:1 Scale RC Flying Man

Ralph Kayser's 1:1 Scale RC Flying Man is probably a step down from delivery drones in terms of feats of technology, but it sure looks a whole lot cooler to me. The dude is a full-scale human in height and general size...