Commercial airlines can suck it, and even private jets and Santa's sleigh have nothing on the sweet ride these Millennium Falcon blueprints will help me build for my holiday travels this year. Over the river and through...

HiBed. How's it going? Now that I've climbed into your 4-poster pen, started dinking around with your 4K projector with surround sound speaker system and retractable 70" screen, your built-in ambient and path lighting...

Here comes the pimple vacuum, suckin' up blackheads and pore jam like a Dyson at a dog hair buffet. Look at that photo! It's a vortex of dirt and oil! Acne-ridden teens, check out your new Fairy Godmother in action...

Egg-->Facehugger-->Chestburster-->Xenomorph. Even at under a foot tall the Aliens Four Stages of Fear Beer Stein lives up to its name in its representation of Xenomorph evolution. I've never felt less inclined...

The Munsters or The Addams Family? Cuckoo clock or grandfather clock? Halloween or Christmas? If you picked Munsters, cuckoo clock, and Halloween - ta-da! - The Bradford Exchange made a spooky hanging timepiece just for...

Teeheehee and Yukyukyuk, a Before & After 5 Coffee & Wine Glass that goes from morning mug to goblet o' good times with the same flick of the wrist as the hourglass that counts down to get your there...

At printing, The Deviant's Pocket Guide to the Outlandish Sexual Desires Barely Contained in Your Subconscious was coming very soon, and if you can get a handle on your Dendrophilia and Macrophilia and Emetophilia (oh...

The real puzzle of the Slideways Cube, and intricately handmade brainteaser from puzzlemaker Lee Kasnow, is why I would spend one thousand dollars to drive myself absolutely mental when I can commute to work or go over...

Bibbidi-bobbidi-flame! Your Fairy Godmother meets Vulcan, god of fire in the Sparkr Wick, a dual plasma beam electric lighter from Power Practical...

Chef Adam Glick cooks on yacht charters, and calls both himself and his new collection of culinary tools the "Adventure Chef." Made in partnership with kitchen knife and tool brand Messermeister, the set gives people...

Spending too much time sawing logs these dark and damp fall days? Well git off yer stink wrinkle and start splitting them, ya lazy sack*. Sun Joe's 10-Ton Hydraulic Log Splitter might even add some semblance of fun to...

The SteelBee Razor Saver asks, "Replacing your blades often?" Why, yes, SteelBee, I do replace them on the regular. But not because they're rusty. Because, um, they're dull, and you're supposed to replace them. Every...

Welcome to Edition 7 of What Is This Thing?, a photographic feature of a product whose purpose isn't obvious at first glance. I'll include some hints below to help you sleuth out the answer. It's really fun!...

Vanessa Henerty sews the most adorable Monster Suits I've ever seen. Her Etsy shop, Miss Nessa Monster Suits, displays Henerty's handmade, onesie-style costumes that seem to be equally suitable for Halloween, bedtime...

KATCHY name you got there, indoor bug trap. Here's hoping you can live up to it stationed next to my fruit fly incubator - aka the compost bag...

Boston Dynamics, breeders of Spot the robotic dog, have announced the commercial launch of their versatile, nimble, and sorta scary headless wonder. In other words, you can now contact the Boston Dynamics sales department...

Looks like Doktor Alcock has perfected the PSI* of his faucet with a warm green LED. The running faucet night light from Resin Store is a nifty little stick-on for bedrooms, bathrooms, hallways, or anywhere you need to...

If I did as Do It Yurtself instructed and built myself a modern yurt like the one Zach Both did for him and his girlfriend, Nicole, it wouldn't just be a fun (and unbelievable to anyone who knows me) accomplishment, it...

Let me get this straight: every page of The Bathroom Guest Book contains a long-ass form for users to fill out, but not one of the questions is, "What did you do in here? Please check all that apply: #1; #2; Both; Quick...

Men, cast your own web of deception this Halloween, dressing up as Homelander, leader of The Seven, and The Boys' resident sexy superhero / covert ruthless bastard...

The Nerf Ultra One Motorized Blaster brings us something very special: the farthest flying Nerf darts ever! With a 120' range, these babies are like the Amelia Earhart of Nerf darts! The Qatar Airlines Auckland to Doha...

Briefcase full of batteries?! That's almost as good as cash or cocaine totally legal CBD oil! And we're not talking 140 batteries tossed in all willy-nilly to tumble into entropy like the ones you currently toss in a...

When you're driving, fries on the fly usually means fries between the thighs. Fries on the passenger seat in a giant to-go bag that keeps tilting away from you and surrendering fries to the floor and cracks between the...