Tiffany & Co. Advent Calendar
Your woman sure as shiny baubles won't be singin' out to Santa Baby this year if her Dude Baby gets her one of Tiffany & Co.'s Advent Calendars. Twenty-four days of diamonds and drop earrings, platinum and pendants, and - speaking of Christmas tunes - silver and gold, silver and gold. Everyone wishes for silver and gold.
Of course, when we're talking the (sterling) silver and (18k yellow and rose) gold of a Tiffany & Co. Advent Calendar, we're not talking silver and gold for everyone. Not by a long shot. The jewelry- and precious-object-stuffed Tiffany store replica box will count down the days to even more presents for just 4 special ladies in the world this year. And those 4 special ladies better have access to some even more special pockets. The real deep kind.
Dudes, before you get all ornery with me for posting something you could never give as a gift to your girlfriend, keep this in mind: I always have your back. If she sees the Tiffany & Co. Advent Calendar and makes a pouty face about not being able to have one, you can soothe her by telling her even though you can't afford it, she's worth every penny it costs, and to prove it, you got her a different advent calendar to help count down the days 'til Christmas: the 24 Days of Sex & Seduction Advent Calendar.