I don't know if attaching a Finger Fork to one of your digits would make it easier or harder, more or less pleasant to chow down. Designer JC Karich envisions the Inspector Gadget-style extensions as fun ways for kiddos...

I'm not sure what sort of "car emergency" I'd need an 18" stainless steel construction cable whip for, but OK Stinger Whip. If you want to throw a glass breaker and a seatbelt cutter onto your self defense scourge's kubaton-style...

A chef never goes anywhere without his knives, and with their 12" Rugged Chef Tactical Field Cleaver S-TEC makes sure camping trips are no exception. The folding cleaver is 12" in overall length when open, and has a 5"...

Let sleeping dogs lie...next to you but not all up in your space. The Dog House Sofa by designer Seungji Mun is to be part of the first collection of "the emotional pet furniture brand 'mpup'." There is a forthcoming...

Ring in 2020 with a highball and a High Ball. For the former I recommend a Sex on the Beach. And for the latter, a nugget of Blue Dream and this LED-based motion-sensing game for the seriously baked...

I'm not a little wussy girly man Hans & Franz would make fun of, but, Owwww! Bowls that come out of the microwave are hot! They burn my hands! And the worst part is, I often suffer the pain of a nooked hunk of ceramic...

It may be lovely weather for a sleigh ride together, but I think I'm gonna sled solo on a Bobsla this time. And by "sled" I mean fly downhill and across the snow at speeds of over 20 MPH in this snowmobile / drift kart...

The serpent is at it again. This time, though, its temptation is a pair of snaking, maze-like water pipes, since it knows you'll need more than an apple to succumb to Original THCin (that said, in a pinch, you can bore...

Kid bummed he didn't get a hockey rink for Christmas? ... Grown ass man of the household bummed he didn't get a hockey rink for Christmas? Check out this ice hockey rink pendant light. It's not a perfect substitute for...

The good news is that this Norse Tradesman One-Handed Viking Battle Axe is fitted with a hand-forged skegg carbon steel axe head that's been heat treated to a 56 - 58 Rockwell scale hardness. Norse Tradesman says the...

I see the Star Wars Millennium Falcon Experience bounce house, and so many ideas come to mind. Who needs a piece de resistance for their kid's Star Wars-themed birthday party? Who needs the ultimate accessory for their...

Welcome to Edition 21 of What Is This Thing?, a feature of a product whose purpose is a real head-scratcher, especially based on the single photo of it I have chosen to show you. Here are some hints to help you figure...

Eggboards had to have come from the mind of an egghead. Someone who wanted to bring all the pleasures of longboarding to a cruiser skateboard that doesn't require schlepping around a 40+" deck. At 19" long x 9" wide...

Bow down to the grandma rockin' the UFO Raincoat. What an honor it must be to have been selected to model this hot piece of haute couture. And the designer of the inclement-weather-thwarting flying saucer! Please tell...

While the world is full of cup holders and flat surfaces, there are still times, especially at the gym, when you've got nowhere decent to store your water bottle. Or else you've found a great spot, but it's way over there...

Think the vikings sat around like we do, small ox horn glasses in hand, yelling, Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Probably...

Let it snow, let it snow, let it...create major roof water damage and possibly get so heavy it slides off avalanche-style and takes out my Aunt Jan. RHS Valley Heater roof snow and ice elimination systems emanate 40 watts...

Sure, light bulb jokes exist because screwing in a light bulb is supposed to be the easiest task in the world. But the Magbulb magnetic light bulb socket exists because even the easiest task in the world can become a...

Need an icebreaker that pops! for your next party? Forget lines like "Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?" and "You have the nicest teeth I bet I'll ever come across," and go with the ICEBREAKER POP pull...

You might be surprised how therapeutic and relaxing a good, long soak in the bath with a coupla Giant Seamen Balls Bath Bombs can be for muscles tired and tensed up from all the holiday festivities...

I don't know why my first instinct...and second and third...is to make fun of the Nubrella. A wearable hands-free umbrella that mounts to your back, shielding you from rain and shading you from sun, no gripping, positioning...

Use the Viski Lewis Bag & Mallet Bartender Kit to crush up bar-quality ice for your and your guests' cocktails at this year's badass New Year's Eve party. Or use it to get your aggressions out when no one shows up...