Didn't get that hippopotamus for Christmas? How about a Happy Hippo Ring instead? Those denied cats, dogs, snakes, cockatoos, koalas, and frog princes, Good After Nine has its finger on the pulse of your disappointment...

Bobo Gadget Balloons! Bobo Balloons are transparent, helium-ready pieces of party decor from Neo LOONS, and these Bobo Balloons light up the festivities even further with 13' of flashing LEDs included to line their bubbles...

The RENPHO Smart Body Measuring Tape reminds me of the fitness tests I used to have to take each year during elementary school PE. A timed mile run. Pullups. The Sit & Reach box o' flexibility. And the...for lack of knowing...

There's something different about this sculpture...I just...can't quite put my finger on - oh! It moved! The hand, its fingers, they drum, they tap, they rat-a-tat-tat. Just like yours and mine do. And just like Nik Ramage's...

Why did the knife and the wind join forces to fight evil? They wanted to deliver some cutting blows. Meet Romance of Men's Windtalker, a 5-1/2" Damascus steel folding knife out to prove it's as strong and mighty as it...

You can reach me at P.O. Box Don't Touch My Shit. And just in case you forget, I've locked the most valuable of it (cash, stash, Hot Wheels collectibles) up inside one of these very fine vintage post office door safes...

Uh-oh, did you drink your last microbrew or large format Belgian import? Now all that's left in the fridge is Rolling Rock and Michelob Ultra? It's cool, dude. When life makes you beer bitter, grab some beer bitters...

Wine Folly's Magnum Edition: The Master Guide to wine knowledge is for the wine obsessed and the wine curious alike. It's for the wine geeks who are eager to distinguish between Medium Straw and Medium Yellow whites...

Yep, Alona Dudich's Music Pillows look exactly like the types of synthesizers and mixers an experienced DJ would let me use to show off my own skills in the booth. Hey Mr. Tiesto! I think something happened to your turntables...

If you can't flash your AmEx Black Card to show 'em how rich you are, flash your Pocket Engineer ruler and unit conversion Black Card to show 'em how smart you are...

I haven't read C is for Chafing, but based on the cover, illustrator Eric Cash deserves all the credit for its success as a parody alphabet book for runners and their kids. Look at the face on that cover child! He nailed...

Small Business Shoutout: BloomingTables Living Furniture. Based out of San Diego, BloomingTables designs coffee, console, and side tables, plus desks eager to "bring the beauty of the outdoors - indoors." Their simple...

Welcome to Edition 83 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

I see your green thumb, and raise you an orange thumb! With a razor sharp fingernail blade sticking out its end! This Silicone Thumb Knife is made to make harvesting your fruit and vegetable bounty, and pruning your indoor...

This Dragon Collector's Knife is a dragon collector's knife in so many ways. Indeed, the intricate blade, hand-forged in the Damascus style, and equally intricate hand-carved wood dragon holder make it a knife for both...

Nothing says, I love you to the fiercest farters in your life like a Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit. Hahaha, you might think, this is such a clever gag gift! Everyone's gonna have a good laugh at The Dude when he opens it, and...

Cover hog! Sheet stealer! Person who is shivering cold when I am sweating through the bedding! Splitz Bedding is a solution for couples who can't get their sheet - or blanket - together in bed...

Artists Bucket Art and Ashley Raine aren't the first Star Wars smarty pants to parody the franchise and immortalize characters ranging from Darth Vader and Stormtroopers to Chewbacca and R2-D2 in pieces of offbeat - and...

McIntosh has a swell idea for drowning out the sound of too much time at home with the fam: a vacuum. Actually, 4 vacuums - the pairs of 12AT7 and 12BH7A dual triode vacuum tubes that power their MHA200 Headphone Amplifier...

The Needs Head T-Shirt is a...gag gift! I feel like I should just stop there. What more needs to be said about this delightful piece of innuendo apparel and its endless accompanying jokes and puns? Get one as a gift for...

Take a Byte out of your crooked bite, and high dentist's fees, and long sits in the dentist's chair*, with the Byte at-home teeth straightening system. From teeth impressions to invisible aligners to a funky vibrating...

If you were thinking of punting the Super Bowl this year, here's a thought: bundt it instead. Nordic Ware's Stadium Bundt Pan won't transport you to Tampa per se, but it will bring at least one kind of exhilarating action...