Baby Yoda Pack
No hover pod to transport your Baby Yoda in? Then mule up and schlep little Grogu on your back with the Baby Yoda Pack from Kapacks. The hardshell backpack's generous interior even has room for a few frogs and a shiny...
Meathearts
Sweetheart, have a Meatheart. Meathearts are the Conversation Hearts of beef jerky! The beef jerky of Conversation Hearts! And that's no hyperbole!...
LEGO Flower Bouquet
Dudes, a LEGO Flower Bouquet. It's flowers - check. It's handmade - check. It's customizable to be OOAK from you to her - check. And it's byoooooteeeeful - check. All the makings for the perfect Valentine's day gift...
Circadian Optics Art Deco Light Therapy Lamp
Give dark days some light - and some style - with this Art Deco Light Therapy Lamp from Circadian Optics. The mood light / sun lamp brings replica, and UV-free, rays to your home or office, providing a bright and happy...
Swimline Lotus Blossom Double Comfort Lounge
A January afternoon at the beach, floating in the ocean - pssssh! Only in my Mind Media meditation app. No, the Lotus Blossom Double Comfort Lounge from Swimline gets my attention as a reminder of brighter, warmer, vaccinated...
It all started with T-Rex Hates Pushups. Or was it T-Rex Hates High-Fives? Or maybe it goes all the way back to Jurassic Park. However it began, T-Rex has stormed onto the pop culture and related product scene like, well, a ravenous carnivorous dinosaur on a rampage...
The FartVac - Suck Up Smelly Farts Before They Escape
As excited as I know you all are to stick the FartVac up your butt in the name of sucking up smelly farts before they escape into the room, and noses of your family / date / coworkers / fellow citizens waiting at the...
Octopus Tentacle Martini Glass
Here's another Octopussy that might catch the eye of Bond, James Bond. Especially if the tentacled martini glass were filled with a Vesper. Shaken, not stirred...
smartDOT EMF Radiation Protectors
"Electro-stress." Sure hope that's the biggest stressor I have to worry about this year. The term comes from smartDOT, maker of these energydots they say block the electro-stress-causing EMF radiation emitted from your...
Keyhole Companion - No-Measure Keyhole Slot Marker
Gotta say, I'm a big fan of mounting things. And while the Keyhole Companion is a specialized tool for making it easier to mount things with only a specific type of slot, I can still see how this no-measure helper could...
Seismic Alert Earthquake Alarm & Safety Device
While we're on the topic of how 2021 has to be so much better than 2020, let's talk about earthquakes. This Seismic Alert earthquake alarm from GatherWay detects "geomagnetic abnormalities," flashing red and making a...
Lumen Couture LED Face Changing Mask
Lumen Couture's LED Face Changing Mask isn't intended to be a funkified piece of pandemic PPE, though if you're ready to go all in on facial coverings, I guess it would serve you as well as your double-ply cloth options...
Welltop 3D Woodworking Ruler
Welltop's 3D Woodworking Ruler gives you every angle - and line, arc, and circle - on your carpentry and other construction projects. The mitre angle measuring tool condenses 10 functions into its 8.46" x 2.44" x 2.8"...
Small Business Shoutout: Ellenos Real Greek Yogurt
Somewhere between sour cream and Heaven lies Ellenos Real Greek Yogurt, the best yogurt - one of the best things, period - I ever ate. Actually, the Seattle small business deems its probiotic dairy perfection, "The Yogurt...
E79: What Is This Thing?
Welcome to Edition 79 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...
OmniShelf Computer Workstation
Work from home or, maybe even better, get an OmniShelf computer workstation, portable desk, tool shelf, and briefcase, and use its burly suction cups and magnets to work from the side of truck, outside your friend Cornelius'...
Hnefatafl Viking Chess Set
Vikings, Valhalla hopefuls, Beth Harmon of The Queen's Gambit, Hnefatafl has one question for you: are you ready to fight for your king?...
Hariana Tech Smart Ultimate Bed
I might also call the Hariana Tech Smart Ultimate Bed a bed-shaped living room. A living bed. A New York studio apartment. Like the HiCan, Hariana Tech Smart Ultimate Bed is the kind of connected piece of futuristic furniture...
Hasbro Foosketball
Foosketball is the tabletop game hybrid I never knew I always needed. Foosball meets basketball, baby. It's right up there with the Pizza Hut Foosball Pizza Box, but maybe a little under it because the latter incorporates...
LED Ice Bucket
Now that we're a week into Dry January, and everyone's like, F it! may I present to you an LED ice bucket for turning the chilling of your brews and champers, and the breaking of your New Year's resolutions, into a real...
Am I Overthinking This?
If you have to ask, "Am I overthinking this?" the answer is probably yes, but in lieu of people who chastise or roll their eyes at you for it, now you can get a book called Am I Overthinking This? and explore over-answers...
Duckballs - Duck-Shaped Snowball Maker
Who's ready for some flying duckballs to the face? I know it sounds gross, but think of it as...as...a delicacy. Yeah, that's it, a delicacy of snowball fights...
Volcano Ashtray
If 2021 is gonna erupt, I hope it's in a good way, such as with this Volcano Ashtray and a big fat doobie sending smoke out its crater. Available in 2 different designs, neither of which appear to be modeled after any...
14' David Hasselhoff Replica
At printing, this 14' David Hasselhoff replica, a prop used in The SpongeBob Movie, had a single bid for $100,000, but auction house Live Auctioneers estimates its value at between $750,000 and $1,500,000. I know. "What...