Cache Cap

$42 Amazon »

Become a real head case! I don't know how comfy-cozy it would be to use a Cache Cap to stash your valuables, survival gear, or EDC - what are those, fishing hooks and a SAK blade in the photo? - but the idea is sure cool...

Evercade VS Retro Gaming Console

Evercade VS is making the old new. Or, better put, the forthcoming console is introducing retro gaming to present day tech. The most notable attribute of the VS is it is game for play by up to 4 players simultaneously...

Skull Door Knocker

$30 Etsy »

Skull, skull, skullin' on heaven's door! ... By the power of the Gray Skull, I am a guest in your ho- ow! It bit me! You skuller f**ker! ... Knock, knock. Who's there? Dead guy. Dead guy who? Dude, you're the one who...

FUNBOY Inflatable ShotSki Drink Holder Pool Float

$19 - $34 Amazon »

If you thought it was tricky getting up on water skis before, wait 'til you try it after partaking in a tequila shooter, or three, from FUNBOY's inflatable ShotSki, a drink holder and pool float built for four. Or one...

Omni Hoverboard

The first thing I thought when I saw the Omni Hoverboard video was, "Holy shit, that thing is sick!" But that was immediately followed by the second thing I thought when I saw the Omni Hoverboard video: "Holy shit, I...

VentaPak Backpack Spacer for Ventilation

$44.90 Amazon »

Vent your packin' back with VentaPak. The lightweight backpack spacer, made to attach to your existing backpack, creates some literal breathing room between your skin and your load to help keep you cooler as you mule...

DropKey Inflatable Green Screen Studio in a Bag

$599 - $1,999 DropKey »

The DropKey Pop-up Studio in a Bag, an inflatable green screen that packs into a mid-size duffel, makes it even easier for any jackass to create and post content on the internet like a pro. By "content" I mean reviews...

E94: What Is This Thing?

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Welcome to Edition 94 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Fat Brain Toys Door Pong Game

$36.95 Amazon »

Your kids can ping - and pong - their friends all day long without ever picking up the cell phone they're too young to have with this Door Pong Game from Fat Brain Toys. The twist on paddleball detaches the ball from...

Aurora Borealis Necklace

$89.48 - $120.98 Etsy »

Listen, ladies, if you were wearing one of Wood All Good's Aurora Borealis Necklaces, you would have to cut me some slack. Yes, I would be staring at your chesticular area for a long period of time. But I swear, I wouldn't...

Motorcycle Beer Can Chicken Stand

$31.49 Etsy »

What do you get when you put a chicken on a motorcycle? A badass mother clucker ready to ride the flames! Of the grill. While hoisted up on a beer can. And dead and de-feathered, of course...

Vitamix FoodCycler - Convert Food Scraps to Fertilizer

$229.99 Amazon »

Vitamix has always been the master of the breakdown. From their blenders that break down your whole ingredients into smoothies, sauces, soups, and sexy frozen drinks, to their newest breaker downer, the Vitamix FoodCycler...

Razor's Edge Safety Ring Knife

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Not a whole lot that looks safe about this Razor's Edge Safety Ring Knife, but I guess compared to JHO Knives' Nug, this ring knife is almost cuddle ready. Doesn't hurt that it comes in an array of rainbow colors, and...

The iBoy - iPod Tribute Collectible Figure

$42 Classicbot »

ohBoy, they just dropped the iBoy! In this case, "they" is Classicbot, and their iPod tribute in collectible figure form is the latest in the design shop's retro Apple toy line to charm us with its adorable face and transformable...

William Murray The Rough Life Water Hazard Shorts

Yes, that William Murray. And yes, that William Murray's The Life Aquatic Deep Search submarine and character, Steve Zissou. These Rough Life Water Hazard Shorts are part of William Murray Golf's Spring 2021 clothing...

Breezeo Laundry Detergent Strips

$9.99 Amazon »

Hey, remember when they turned ketchup into slices? Breezeo's doing the same thing with laundry detergent, turning it from pourable liquid, and dissolving liquid pods, into liquid-free Laundry Detergent Strips. That's...

BruMate BackTap Backpack Cooler

$199.99 BruMate »

Dude. When did "Holds 14 cans of White Claw!" become one of a cooler's primary selling points? The BruMate BackTap is a hard-shelled backpack cooler with a tap at the bottom. So it can haul and dispense up to 3 gallons...

New England Hot Dog Bun Pan

$31.99 Amazon »

Am I the only one who's never heard of a New England hot dog bun, and therefore a New England Hot Dog Bun Pan? WTF is this? It looks like vertically challenged bread, or angel food cake someone flipped over too early...

Grill Gazebo BBQ Canopy

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My mama wanted me to get her a cedar pergola for her patio this Mother's Day, but holy crap! Cedar pergolas are expensive! And I'm not just talking custom built pergolas, but even pergola kits, the latter of which are...

Pineapple Grenade Keyboard

It's not that words haven't always been weapons, but this Pineapple Grenade Keyboard depicts how much easier, and deadlier, it is to use them as such today. The 25-key handheld typing companion is a fine manifestation...

Freeze-Dried Ice Cream Sandwich Bites

$4.50 - $9 Etsy »

You could call these Freeze-Dried Ice Cream Sandwich Bites frozen treats that have been frozen so hard they unfroze. Freeze-drying, or blasting something cold and then sucking it dry, is a crazy process, dude. And if...

Ping Pong Door

$15,150 Tobias Fraenzel »

Ping Pong Door designer, Tobias Fraenzel, must have torn up his mama's house as much as I did playing as a kid, because as an adult he is very focused on creating household goods and furniture that are inherently sporting...

Blazy Susan Spinning Rolling Trays

$79.99 - $144.99 Blazy Susan »

I like how the entirety of the promo video for Blazy Susan Spinning Rolling Trays is just a tray stocked with smoking gear spinning 'round and 'round...and 'round to some chill electronic background music. Like the Blazy...

Helinox Incline Festival Chair

$59.95 Amazon »

Got my super-slick orange tie-dyed Helinox Incline Festival Chair, now all I need is a festival. Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?...