Why Are We Not Having Sex Right Now? Neon Sign
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Yeah, dude. Why aren't we having sex right now? I mean, not with each other, though I'm sure you're great and all. No, but why aren't we having sex right now with other people? Our significant others? Eager beavers we met at Vaccingles Night? Or at the very least, ourselves?
Tou-chay, tou-chay. Many of us could be having sex right now with ourselves. No reason not to catch up on the latest product designs, gear, and gift guides with the other hand.
I don't know about you, but I don't really need a neon sign to ask me why I'm not having sex right now. I'm always wondering that anyway. My wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power, however. She could use the prompt. Especially from an unbiased third party, such as a neon sign, since she doesn't seem to like it when I myself ask her these hard, penetrating questions several times a day.
Dashing, decorative, and ready for above-the-bed display, the Why Are We Not Having Sex Right Now? Neon Sign comes in an explosion of different sizes, colors, and designs. Just like the rest of us. You can customize your order to suit your space and desperation at checkout.
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